Hey Carl, when eating corn-on-the-cob, you might want to try holding the ear horizontally when taking a bite . The vertical method that you employ causes people to stare...not to mention that when you put your hand on the back of your head in order to take a bigger bite, it turns Big Jake on. He says something about, "throating" (??). I dunno'...he's a sick and twisted bastaad, he is.
Anyway, just thought I'd offer up a suggestion.
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