Nevermind

SofaKingFun's Avatar
Hey Carl, when eating corn-on-the-cob, you might want to try holding the ear horizontally when taking a bite . The vertical method that you employ causes people to stare...not to mention that when you put your hand on the back of your head in order to take a bigger bite, it turns Big Jake on. He says something about, "throating" (??). I dunno'...he's a sick and twisted bastaad, he is.

Anyway, just thought I'd offer up a suggestion.

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Carl's Avatar
  • Carl
  • 09-29-2010, 10:23 PM
Throating? I think what's what the late Mel "The Velvet Fog" Torme credited for his distinctive vocal style. Sounds like it's actually worth a try.
Sensual Sophia's Avatar
Not so fast. This has potential.

"Never mind..."

Or when a provider types an eye chart saying she - never mind... Originally Posted by down41
hahaha! Are you referring to when they use all the fancy fonts and make it the biggest size possible with bright red to indicate their anger? Those crack me up. Of course, if that's not what you meant... well never mind.

But seriously, it's hard for me to take anyone seriously when they use comic sans.


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Carl's Avatar
  • Carl
  • 09-30-2010, 12:53 AM
Wow, when did Edward Culllen become a nancy-boy Project Runway wanna-be?

I am sooooooooooo Team Jacob.
blenderhead's Avatar
hahaha! Are you referring to when they use all the fancy fonts and make it the biggest size possible with bright red to indicate their anger? Those crack me up. Of course, if that's not what you meant... well never mind.

But seriously, it's hard for me to take anyone seriously when they use comic sans. Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia
Why the hostility?

Sensual Sophia's Avatar
Why the hostility?

Originally Posted by blenderhead

hahaha! I LOVE it!
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that sign, Blenderhead. TFF.

I, personally, would prefer to watch Carl eat his corn on the cob cartoon-style. Side to side, with little typewriter noises and a "ding" at the end of the cob.
Carl's Avatar
  • Carl
  • 09-30-2010, 01:19 PM
Typewriter? You're showing your age. All the hep cats use printers these days.