THE NEW SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE WE SHOULD WORRY ABOUT

Which brings up something which I wonder has ever happened to anyone else:

Dental Hygienist at my dentist's office is stacked like I like them, when she is doing my cleaning I get a complete chubby, not from the cleaning, but from her proximity, inevitable contact and nice clean smell. She's had to have noticed...

Anyone else have this problem? Originally Posted by oldtiger

OT -- ABSOLUTELY! A few years ago, I went to the UT Health Science Center Dental School to get a lot of badly needed work done. My 2nd year of treatment, I was the "dental guinea pig" of a sweet young thang. As did you, I enjoyed the proximity, inevitable contact and nice clean smell of a young attractive woman; and several times, as she put her fingers in my mouth and probed, I really started to feel "frisky." But I reminded myself that she was holding sharp instruments -- and my recollection of the "dental care" rendered to Dustin Hoffman in the movie Marathon Man was incentive to behave!

P.S. - Got this treatment a couple of years after separating from my now-"ex"; up to that point, my life had been over a quarter century of sexual deprivation and mediocrity. So much for sex as a cause of cavities, Britt!

Let's see here:
I can die by crossing the street.
I can die by a jealous SO
I can die at a college by a gun man
I can die from over-exertion with my favorite provider
I can get the flu

I think I will continue on with smart decisions of which providers to see.

My theory is that a regular dosage of semen ingested orally can prevent cavities. I have no scientific data to back up this theory, but why risk it ladies?

Which brings up something which I wonder has ever happened to anyone else:

Dental Hygienist at my dentist's office is stacked like I like them, when she is doing my cleaning I get a complete chubby, not from the cleaning, but from her proximity, inevitable contact and nice clean smell. She's had to have noticed...

Anyone else have this problem? Originally Posted by oldtiger

I'm sure she noticed, you probably broke one of her ribs. From what I recall from an older post oldtiger, you have that my-dick-is-as-big-as-coke problem. So no, don't have that problem

Let's see here:
I can die by crossing the street.
I can die by a jealous SO
I can die at a college by a gun man
I can die from over-exertion with my favorite provider
I can get the flu

I think I will continue on with smart decisions of which providers to see. Originally Posted by golfnwine

I just don't want all my teeth to fall out. That's it.... that's all.

I like my teeth. They are incredibly important to me. Maybe I'm just vain, but I think they're pretty. Plus, dental work is incredibly expensive. Its more than a hobby session, no?

I'm sure she noticed, you probably broke one of her ribs. From what I recall from an older post oldtiger, you have that my-dick-is-as-big-as-coke problem. So no, don't have that problem Originally Posted by Sa_artman

See, this is how rumors get started! LOL! Never said coke can!

Guess she was professional enough to not make an issue, although I wish she had!

See, this is how rumors get started! LOL! Never said coke can!

Guess she was professional enough to not make an issue, although I wish she had! Originally Posted by oldtiger

I think I've seen a few pornos that started with a situation like that. -cue 70's theme music-

My P.A. at my doctor's office is F**KIN HOTT!!! Whenever she takes my pulse she tells me it's "a little elevated" and when she listens to my breathing I chubby up! LMAO! She has to know that I am attracted to her because I stare in her eyes and just nod my head whenever she talks to me about my cholesterol and blood pressure results. lmao!

Hey Brittany ===> you still there????

My P.A. at my doctor's office is F**KIN HOTT!!! Whenever she takes my pulse she tells me it's "a little elevated" and when she listens to my breathing I chubby up! LMAO! She has to know that I am attracted to her because I stare in her eyes and just nod my head whenever she talks to me about my cholesterol and blood pressure results. lmao! Originally Posted by satx210m

LOL this could start a whole new thread When I lived in Austin, the lady who did my nails/waxing, told me she wasn't bi but got "excited" whenever she waxed me! I didn't think I had heard her right, so I asked her to repeat herself. Sure enough, that was exactly what she had said. Now, I am just as about girls as I am about guys, but it threw me so off guard (especially since I was already in an 'awkward' position) that I had NO reply. Unfortunately I moved shortly after, so never got the chance to follow up, she was actually very cute with an even cuter shoe collection

Hey Brittany ===> you still there???? Originally Posted by dennisrn

always!

Well, I am first reminded of a an old joke I've heard:

"There are hundreds of kinds of bacteria that live in your mouth but only ten that live in your ass. Which would you rather kiss?"

On a serious note, all of the articles you cited, Britanny, urge typical dental hygiene (brushing/flossing) and regular check-up visits with your dentist as prevention against such problems. It seems to me as long as you brush/mouthwash after every client this shouldn't be an issue. However, this certainly works both ways. I make sure that I'm always "fresh" in every way before any sessions, so if one of your clients has poor oral hygiene, then you are certainly within reason to withold that particular service from the session.