Oh, yeah. The original topic.
Are you surprised that they have real lives & aren't waiting by the phone playing with themselves until you (random 'tard) calls?
Are you more surprised that she found you tolerable beyond the confines of an hourly no-tel?
Even more shocking that she didn't ditch you mid-event to go suck off the opening act in hopes of getting the D from the headliner?
You're right. That shit never happens & you should write this entry in your diary with your glitter pen (or marker if you're a marker person.) Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
I'm sure she needed someone to foot the bill!