DATY or DATO

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So Tits do you bleach those butt holes before you start?
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Having compared the pictures the CuriousKitten sent me and the pictures I saw on her FB page I think I shall pass. Misrepresentation is a huge turn-off. Don't worry Bambolino there are quite a few asses out there I can rim. It is not a pain to die cuz of. Originally Posted by tatasddd
So TitsTats, what technique do you prefer? Soft rim tickling or deep penetration?
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Silver is all ears on this one, he's leaning forward in the foxhole......
So TitsTats, what technique do you prefer? Soft rim tickling or deep penetration? Originally Posted by bambino
Soft rim tickling is for pussies. When you come face-to-starfish in a pristine playground, it's time to go deep or go home.
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So TitsTats, what technique do you prefer? Soft rim tickling or deep penetration? Originally Posted by bambino
I worship a beautiful clean female ass any way you can imagine Bambolino including deep-tonguing it. I hope this satisfies your curiosity Bambolino - Boozolino
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I worship a beautiful clean female ass any way you can imagine Bambolino including deep-tonguing it. I hope this satisfies your curiosity Bambolino - Boozolino Originally Posted by tatasddd
So you stuff their assholes with your tongue like a Thanksgiving turkey?
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So you stuff their assholes with your tongue like a Thanksgiving turkey? Originally Posted by bambino
Now you're talking pal. I love eating ass and I go like " mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck yeah sweety it tastes so fucking good, clean and yummy mmmmmmmmm fuck yeah sweety" And I love doing DFK right after I have been done with DATO. I am sure they enjoy it too.
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Use don't use bleach??
Pistolero's Avatar
Youse don't use bleach?? Originally Posted by eaglehorse
Shit, now I gotta correct Pgh spelling.
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Shit, now I gotta correct Pgh spelling. Originally Posted by Pistolero
It's yinz.

Fuckin Pistolero
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Actually, the correct spelling is ya'll.
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Actually, the correct spelling is ya'll. Originally Posted by Pistolero
Actually, you have to travel around 100 miles south of here to the buttfuck hollers of W.Va before Y'all is appropriate. As in "Y'all are inbred". In the Burg, it's Yinz.
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I was stationed in Texas from '79-'81. I still cant get rid of Y'all. I never could say Yinz. People up here just look at me like I'm nuts.
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From the Urban Dictionary:

(Naturally, I picked the most insulting definitions I could find there.)


Youse

Something that isn't a word but which you may hear from the lowest, most unintelligent, least educated, morons on this Earth.

Usually spoken by the same morons who also use the non-existent words: somethink and disorientated.

Man: "Hey! Has any of youse got a smoke?"
Woman: "I love youse guys!"


yinz

Something people from the city of Pittsburgh say to indicate that they are mentally handicapped and/or illiterate.

Yinz winnih see the drin pip ah brook? (translation "I can't read and I broke a drain pipe, would you like to see it?") the non-English other words in this example are a result of the citizens of Pittsburgh not having a full set of vowels.



yall

from the deep, uncultured, yokel south of America. For those not content with being so lazy they are hideously overweight and clinically stupid that they have now extended their idleness to shortening 2 words made up of 6 letters in total- 'you all'.

-hey can one of yall pass me a coke.
-do yo want diet.
-no i can claim welfare if i am clinically obese.
-awesome, i never believed in all the health problems.
-no and anyway mama says god loves me!
-well there's a lot of ya to love

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P-Money, ya'll doin' okay? How about some of that Ft. Bragg porch wine?