Should it be so difficult to close an account on a hooker board!

whispers is my attorney who will do the probate for this reprobate!
We gather here today to say goodbye to a john, a poster, all around idgaf smart ass mf Hiker78. I will personally miss his short but sweet sarcastic tell it like it is comments.

Oh why oh why was he taken from this underground world so early! So many hookers he didn't get to bone!

I would now like to invite the congregation to say a few words about hiker78.
No. Unfortunately RickyRocker in a flaming thong with skidmarks.

Sucks for you man.

Sorry.

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
Don't worry this skid marked thong has got a bunch more surprises for you!
Your the one I'm saving for last, got some real special lies of yours to serve up!
whispers is my attorney who will do the probate for this reprobate! Originally Posted by Hiker78
Haaaan. Haaaaan haaaan

Lmfao ATW your hilarious attorney hahahahahahaha! Have your ATTORNEY CLOSE IT then
Lmfao I look ten yrs younger than I am never even had a cavity!
I'm defense... Your offense lmfao
Haaaaaaaaaaaaan! E.A.D.T hahahaha Originally Posted by Annika
So..... your really in your 50's?

I think if u have to EXPLAIN that your pretty your NOT.
So..... your really in your 50's?

I think if u have to EXPLAIN that your pretty your NOT. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Brush your teeth much hmmm smile for the camera I dare you!
Lmfao you hide behind them loose lips sinking ships see where that gets ya! Talk a lot of shit in a safe place with that mouth SHUT

With Them teeth u must be 80

If you feel the need to never SMILE AND SHOW YOUR TEETH you should feel that way
Whispers sue all these mother fuckers! Especially the Dam ho that delivered my eulogy before I was dead and didn't bring me flowers! I wanta free poke in the rw from her for my pain and suffering!
Sue rockerrick cause he turned coward at my funeral!
Sue skf for pain and suffering because I had a mental image of rockerrick in a skid marked thong at my funeral
No drag queens, sorry Annika that means Whispers will have to sue you if you show up
I wanta be buried wearing only a condom
Only dam thing I ever enjoyed wearing anyway!
Brush your teeth much hmmm smile for the camera I dare you!
Lmfao you hide behind them loose lips sinking ships see where that gets ya! Talk a lot of shit in a safe place with that mouth SHUT

With Them teeth u must be 80

If you feel the need to never SMILE AND SHOW YOUR TEETH you should feel that way Originally Posted by Annika
Ma'am your nearly my mother's age. I can't talk shit to you sorry.
No drag queens, sorry Annika that means Whispers will have to sue you if you show up Originally Posted by Hiker78
Lmfao I was the *ONLY* PROVIDER invited on more than one occasion haaaaan!

Ma'am your nearly my mother's age. I can't talk shit to you sorry. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Ha. I have all my teeth
BAD HORSES HAVE BAD TEETH wtf is your excuse again??!

My grandma has more real teeth left than you and she is 94

Im only 5 years older than you haaaaan!
Lmfao I was the *ONLY* PROVIDER invited on more than one occasion haaaaan!



Ha. I have all my teeth
BAD HORSES HAVE BAD TEETH wtf is your excuse again??!

My grandma has more real teeth left than you and she is 94

Im only 5 years older than you btw
Your mom must be like 45 or 50 Originally Posted by Annika

Im sorry horses? I dont compare myself to barnyard animals. And I have all of them lol just two of them are chipped I would guesstimate about 75% of the men here dont have perfect teeth either.

My mother is in her 40's looks better than u and your point is?

U wanna know all about me babe give me a call ill tell anything u wanna know I have no secrets.