Something Funny...

Sorry, having a beagle moment here.....can someone explain the joke? Originally Posted by Beagle

Beag, it's analogous to the saying "I gotta piss like a race horse" and "My back teeth are floating."

Wow, crazy beach pics.

Q: What's the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend, and a wife?

A: A hooker says, "That's all!" A girlfriend says, "That's all?" A wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." Originally Posted by PDid

Beige..The end to all relationship status. Harlot or not. Lol

She's a whore. She's full. Full of Cum. LOL Originally Posted by KlassyKelliAnn

Beag, it's analogous to the saying "I gotta piss like a race horse" and "My back teeth are floating."

Wow, crazy beach pics. Originally Posted by HUMP!

Ahh, yes....thanks....I get it now! *pretending to understand* *fakes laughter* Haa..haa...haa...

If only I could get some hot chick to say "Fuck you!" to me....

I'd go, "Okay, my place or yours?"

*ba dum psh*

ok here is a corny one
How do make a whore moan?

don't pay her

ok, not attracted to men, but I have to say that guy's eyebrows are amazing! whoever his threading tech is does stellar work.

too keep it on topic I offer:

Hear about the hooker that had a 300 pound client?
She was pressed for cash.

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WOW KKA, I swear no lying, just the other day I was thinking we need a joke thread. I'm horrible at telling them, but love to hear them.

great ones so far, keep them coming.


Let's see...

Well, when I'm with a provider I like have fun "warming" her up, after awhile cover goes on and a couple minutes later, she'll say "stop teasing me and put it in already". I sadly respond " I did a minute or two ago, and just finished". Provider responds " oh, .........ah, well I came so hard I forgot". provider get up and goes to bathroom saying she'll get a towel, barely making it bathroom before laughing to herself. She comes back straight-faced they get dressed, say goodbyes, she says,, wait for it, " you welcome to c*m again anytime".


Said I wasn't good at telling them.

OK her are a few favorites:







AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD from one of the greatest comedians of all time!!!!!!!!

Blind Prostitute: "You're the biggest I've ever had!"
John: "You're pulling my leg."

What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
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Full.

Who has some funny hobby related jokes? Originally Posted by KlassyKelliAnn

What do Al Quaida whores and the LA Laker's Cheerleader's have in common?
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Mandatory showers after four periods

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...

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LOVE this one