Provider Names.

I always have two pieces of advice when ladies are choosing an online handle/name.

1. If you are picking a name that you are going to use 100% of the time in the hobby, make it something somewhat believable.

2. If you are going to use your real first name in person, then pick a "handle name" that fits your personality. Since it's not a real name, people aren't confused as to what to call you in person. This is good if you accompany dates in public and may run into people who know you.

Easy-to-spell names reduce the chance of mistakes by reviewers whose command of written English or the keyboad is lacking. Names with multiple spellings (e.g. Lynn and Lynne) can be problematic.

I think a "regular" first name and last name combination (e.g. Reese Foster) can help a lady establish a classier brand than a simple first-name-only name or a less-classy-sounding combination (e.g. Samantha Swallows).

"Ghetto-sounding" names, impossible to define though I know them when I see them, won't induce a click from me. Nor will names that suggest I'm doing a lady a favor by contacting her (e.g. Goddess), or ones that suggest vulgarity or crudity (Cumdumpster).

And, unless she's going to share her real name with me, it should be something I'm comfortable with when The Moment arrives. "La'quandamshi'a!" and "Tootsie Roll!" just don't cut it in moments of extreme pleasure or intimacy.

I always thought white provider with an ethnic name always sounded a little fishy.

I always thought white provider with an ethnic name always sounded a little fishy. Originally Posted by dongeykong

You, sir, are correct.

As you may know my family knows I am in the hobby and it draws laughs every now and then. The first time I had a set up with Emerald7 my daughter said make sure she is not a Borg.(some will get that and some won't) My kids all laugh because Dallas is from New Orleans. My oldest daughter just asks for me not to date women younger than her so I lie like hell.

London Bridge what do your friends call you? Lorrie London would work and it just sort of rolls off of the tip of your tongue. Not to sound like an ass please don't take this wrong just saying.
I chose Tucson because it is a name that is easy to spell and is an actual nick name. If I chose
"theguywiththeshortdick" It would not be some thing I could put on my business card. Originally Posted by tucson

Of course you're aware "lorry" is British for truck.

c.a.

I always laugh a little when a new one called "Ellie..whatever" comes through

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It seems there are a bunch of Snows and some others.

My fav: Phuk Toi.
Says it all.

OK so I went to the Dallas Ad section and pulled a bunch of names from there.
Now for the moment you've all been waiting for.........My two cents...........
This is nothing personal. It's just what goes thru my mind when I see the name.


CreoleCuite404_ --Descriptive name that makes me thing of a black cajun provider. But what do i call you if we talk on the phone? Any why is cutie spelled cuite? Is that cajun or something?


Sunday Knight -- I'm not sure I can call you that on the phone. This seems like a pretty limited time frame to provide.


barely_legal -- What do I call you on the phone? Not sure I want anybody overhearing me ask "Hi is the the girls that is barely_legal?)


HotCougarMilf -- It's pretty descriptive and will keep those looking for young girls from opening your ad. By the way, what's the difference between a cougar and a Milf? Nevermind...it doesn't really matter.


nikki nailer -- I can call you nikki on the phone and nobody would think twice about it so it works ok. I think this handle would make a good character name on Bob the Builder.


Eva Damita -- I can (and have) called you Eva and that works. I had a great aunt named Eva that would be about 100 if she were alive today so the name Eva seems like an old lady name to me. I don't know what Damita means other than it rhymes.


Busty Bridgette -- Names like this are pretty good especially since she's telling the truth. Gives me an indication she's stacked and I can actually say her name on the phone.


thathotnurse -- I think most people know her first name (not sure if it's real or not) so I would know what to say on the phone. Newer people might not know. When I see this name I can't help but picture one of those hot nurse porn scenes and that's a very good thing.


$$NickyHill$$ -- $$ in the name makes me think of a few things and none of them are good. Nothing about the provider because I don't know her...just the handle.


tatianna angel -- 4 syllable first names are too hard for me to say. I'm also too stupid to know how to say this name correctly.


Smurfydoesdallas -- She usualy posts her other name somewhere in her ads or showcase. But smurfy??? I'm not sure what to say.


London Bridge -- I would have no problem calling you on the phone and asking for London as long as I leave out the Bridge.


Sweet Sexy Valerie -- I like this for a hobby handle. In my mind this paints a pretty good image before I even look further. I can call her Valerie. Shes sweet. She's sexy.


PrettyElite10 -- I know her other name is posted in ads so I could use that when talking to her. I'm not crazy about the word Elite in the name. Where there 9 other PrettyElites out there?


YourDirtyLittleSecret -- I don't know what to call you! My opinion naughty>dirty.


Jillian Price -- Pretty good name here. I can call you on the phone with no problem. Just a normal hobby name. Why the last name of Price?


Alyssa Marie -- I like this hobby name. Not sure what else to say about it LOL


rent a hottie -- really? Saw another name in an Ad (lexi) and her pics look pretty nice. Change that handle!


Pleasure09 -- If I see you will I have experienced 9 pleasures when we're done? Were there 8 other providers name Pleasure? I don't feel comfortable calling you Pleasure on the phone...I want a name!


dallastxbaby -- Other name is readily available in ads and I would have no problem using that when contacting you. Please don't yell at me.


GracePreston -- Again nothing about the provider because I don't know her but something about this name I don't like. Too old fashioned maybe? Just how it hits me.


YourFantasy21 -- Guess you were 21 when this handle was created. Showcase says 22 now. I want a name I can use to talk to you!


**Ari-Ari_wett_wett69** -- Huh?


BrownSugarBaby -- I will just say that I love the provider but not so crazy about the handle. Probably just me....I like names.


Seductive Skyy -- Skyy is a unique name and throw in a great adjective and you have a great provider handle!


Jules Jaguar -- Maybe the prettiest eyes i've seen in her pics but the name Jules makes me think of Pulp Fiction (not Uma Thurman)


Tay -- I actually really like this name. It's short, I can use it on the phone and it's only 1 syllable.


Selena51 -- LOVE the name Selena but what the hell is 51? Maybe it's a special rate only available to me?


swtjerzava -- I aint even gonna try to pronounce it.


Kayleehotchick -- I always liked the name Kaylee. I also like hot chicks so it's a win-win.


anhellica -- I see this name and I think of Angelica...it is a play on words? I am easily confused.


msdscreat -- I guess this is "Miss discreet"?


Genevieve Fire -- I can't spell it and I can't say it.

Vagina Galore: Love it!

So you're at the office, you're feeling horny so you give her a call. (Phone ringing)"Hello Vagina, I was wondering....can I cum over...got an opening? ....what's that...oh so you're open so I can cum in................a bit later? Oh,...thank you Vagina!

Wasn't it Pussy Galore and Alotta Fagina??

Damn I love those names!

And Thanks L.A.! Cool list!

I guess I kind of prefer a name to be one I can use when writing or talking with a girl. But, in the end I won't choose to not see an otherwise desirable provider based on her name. When browsing profiles, cute real life-like names tend to catch my attention, but I'll still open most ads, unless it is over-the-top vulgar or unreadable. A few funny stories about names.

In one of my early ventures into the hobby here in Dallas I saw a popular provider with a real life-like hobby name. We were talking and she used her real name in telling a story. I was a bit surprised since it was our first meeting, but then I realized it was tattooed on her arm. So much for discretion.

Another popular young lady also with a name that could be a real life name told me that her hobby name is also the name of her dog. We were on the phone and her dog was barking, but she did not want to yell the dog's name to shut her up because she thought I'd get confused. Then when she told me the story, she was worried that I'd think dog when thinking of her. No chance. She is beautiful and a great experience, probably an ATF.

I have seen bliss several times and whenever I talk to her or text or e-mail, I have no freaking idea what to call her...lol. Although its easier to write, calling her "bliss" on the phone or in person just seems odd, even though I am always left in a state of bliss during our meetings. The last time I saw her, we went shopping before our BCD, and in the course of shopping, one SA asked her name. I'm guessing she threw out a fake name, but I'm not sure now if that's what I should/could call her. I'll just have to ask I suppose. Thinking of that, it's been way too long since I have seen her. I'll need to figure out a way to make time get out her location soon.

L.A. hit on a few that come to mind for me. Again, I don't know any of teh ladies so it is not personal, just what comes to mind. This hobby is all about IOP, at least for me any way. So when I see a provider name with $$'s, Cash or even Price it leads me to believe I should just look for someone else.

I do like the names that are real life names though...