okay, im bored and would like to address your wish list
As I have been using this site for a couple years, I have learned quite a bit and had some great experiences. I have hobby'ed in several parts of this country and also a few others. In all of my experience, there are some things that I still hope to find. In no particular order:
1. Better looking providers near The Woodlands - why would such an affluent community have some of the worst providers? Needless to say, I live near the woodlands and i'm tired of driving all the way across town everytime I'm horny
Do you really think girls living in the Woodlands need to hobby? I'm sure daddy's money is a lot longer than yours and they dont have to screw his brains our or meet a weight requirement.
2. Reviewers to stop using "non-distracting" for every girl with a tattoo. All tattoos are distracting to some degree. Just tired of seeing this
unless she has a picasso on her back or legs or a chest tattoo... I can see why guys wouldn't consider them distracting. I mean, as long as you're not staring at a tattoo'd portrait of her first born everything should be alright, right?
3. More quality options for under $$. I am more likely to see a girl more frequently if she doesn't break the bank. I hobby alot and end up giving most of my money to girls that are not greedy. Sometimes I just want 15 mins of sex and to be on my way. Is it necessary to charge $$$?
an emergency on your end does not constitute a discount on mine (or any other providers because im most certain im not your type). There are girls who offer quickie sessions and half hour sessions ya know?
4. Updated and fair representation photos. Tired of the surprises
there will always be surprises. think of it as an "added value"
5. Houston providers to get in better physical shape. After all, it's all about fantasy right? Houston is pretty chunky in comparison to other popular spots
No.
6. Providers to offer discounts or value added service for repeat and frequent customers
only to the ones who aren't jerks or assholes. Also "frequent" and "repeat" are words that vary in definition depending on who you ask. "frequent" to me is once or twice a week, not a year.
7. Stop talking so much, I hobby so I can fuck and not have to listen to meaningless conversation for once
8. Looking for a hot girl to make a sex tape with. And I do mean hot by all standards, something that I can actually get off to later when I watch it
you might find the hot girl who is willing to make a tape, but for under 200... i think you'll have to change your definition of "hot"
9. Barter sessions. I do professional grade photos and have traded for many sessions. Would like to keep this going.
okay, you may have some takers here. I hear that's pretty common if you hang out in the business service for providers area.
10. Try and fuck my brains out for once. Wouldn't it be nice to finally have to tap out rather than saying to yourself "oh I guess we're done now" as she quickly starts dressing after you nut.
You gotta make better choices when choosing your ladies. Reviews are very helpful I hear.
The list could go on and on, and it is only a dream after all, but I thought it was worth putting out there.
Originally Posted by onthedl
All in all, I agree with the other sentiments shared here. Find a sugarbaby. One that doesn't mind working for a flat fee each month so you can have the hottness and consistency you want. Then trek on over to bp every now and then when you want some strange. Good luck!
