I want to hire a secretary that will fuck/suck me

How much does it pay?

How much does it pay? Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Don't shit where you eat.

What are the non monetary perks....

Sure.. the idea of having a secretary like this is great.... but..

1. This would only be remotely possible in a very small business, and
2. If you do achieve it, you're wide open for lawsuits and a big dose of future blackmail.

Don't get me wrong -- I'd love the idea of having one of the "ladies" I call them at work in this sort of arrangement, however, I've found the older more mature ones are actually better employees.

Dude......

There is an EPIC thread in the Dallas co-ed, you will fit right in.

Typical hookers have many horrible traits! Lying, cheating, stealing. And they probably will fuck you, in 2 ways with no Vaseline. Seems like business is good, keep it that way and get a professional and play on the side with the cash that won't be stolen from you!!!

Typical hookers have many horrible traits! Lying, cheating, stealing. And they probably will fuck you, in 2 ways with no Vaseline. Seems like business is good, keep it that way and get a professional and play on the side with the cash that won't be stolen from you!!! Originally Posted by bustyamy

Ya thinck! Your prime example.


http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1109189

I hope they add a sticky and attach it to your profile!

Typical hookers have many horrible traits! Lying, cheating, stealing. And they probably will fuck you, in 2 ways with no Vaseline........!!! Originally Posted by bustyamy

Sweet summer rain

Ya thinck! Your prime example.


http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1109189

I hope they add a sticky and attach it to your profile! Originally Posted by Beau Derierre

You told a trick that i posted a thread about him in the powder room and put me in danger. You are terrible and could have caused me harm for a dumb ass lie. Then smile to my face. Don't talk to me anymore! What if i tell a trick you said some fucked up shit and he turns out to be dangerous and comes after you?? Just leave me alone, you are typical!

I am acutely aware of sexual harassment laws. They are incredibly easy to circumvent (Read:Waivers)



Yeah last time went sour on me (Obviously, emptied my cash box)

I have a couple fuck buddies around here that have been asking me for a job I might just go with one of them. Originally Posted by PipelinerTx

Go for it, what could possibly go wrong? BTW, with a competent attorney, not even a good attorney, a waiver is not worth used toilet paper.

Hire an ugly woman (preferably older) who will do everything you need except fuck and suck. Seriously (if your question is serious). Once you start mixing business with pleasure, it usually ends badly. And once they have something on you, that leverage is always sitting out there to drop on you when you least expect it. Originally Posted by Mr. Romantic

Good thought, but also a real good way to lose your business in a lawsuit. Originally Posted by seedman55

Dude, nothing personal, but you're a lawsuit waiting to happen.

You may try doing a search on sexual harassment. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

Don't shit where you eat. Originally Posted by Wombat94

Yep, yep, yep & yep.

On a side note, assuming that you worked hard to open and establish this business, jeopardizing it to get your cock sucked seems pretty silly.

No offense to BA, BD, COTC, et al, but damn is any thread going to be spared this saga? I thought it was resolved and everyone was playing nice again?

No offense to BA, BD, COTC, et al, but damn is any thread going to be spared this saga? I thought it was resolved and everyone was playing nice again? Originally Posted by Mr. Romantic

No babe, Because that is not the truth she speaks.

I was actually on topic this time. But whatever. Have a good one, peace out!