There's a legit company called Big Ass Fans (they sell huge ceiling fans for aircraft hangars and such). Being personally acquainted with your ass and knowing how cute and tiny it is, maybe your "company" could be Small Ass Fans. So for snooping spouses it sounds like a fan company, but it's actually the fee for membership in your ass club.
Significant other
Why did you go to ?
And Spend?
Pick a Restaurant name
Yes honey me and the guys went to lunch it was my turn to buy!
They do eat when they're with you right?
Lol
The restaurant idea is a good one. Call it 'Restaurant Concepts' and the guy can claim it's the holding company of whichever dining establishment he chooses as his alibi.
CD's Lube and Flush Engine Repair. Cars always need something and the SO will just be glad it wasn't $2,000. Can always make the excuse ahead of time and it's a 2 for 1 - "Hon, I gotta take the car by CD's on the way home to get the driveshaft lubed. I'll be home late. I'll eat something while I'm out."