Almost ready to give up...

I though BSer's waistline was going down.

Those are his boobs

That was funny the first 12 or so fucking times you said it. Originally Posted by BluMax

So were your reviews, well, maybe the first two.

Same stuff happening up here T2D. Rates are goin up faster than BSer's waistline Originally Posted by amishgangster

Only because guys pay them. Just like the fools who buy $10 beers at the stadiums.

Beer is up to $10 at the Stadium?!?! WTF

Beer is up to $10 at the Stadium?!?! WTF Originally Posted by jjriggins

Although I've never been to a Pirate or a Steeler game, but have been to numerous soccer games growing up and not giving damn fuck about any of these three sports today, I've heard that you also are not allowed to bring in your own food or drink into the stadium so you kind of are fucking forced to buy their fucking shit there if you go hungry or thirsty. All I can say to this is : FUCK THAT SHIT! I'd rather go get laid than go to a game whose result/score I can learn anyway if I soooooooooooo much needed to. Not giving a fucking fuck about team sports I don't give a damn what the result is but see to a nice piece of ass or a great pair of TatasDDD I shan't say NO.

It has been a long time since I have gone to a professional football game for a variety of reasons to numerous to mention but let's talk cost. Start with ticket prices, parking prices, food and drink prices, and the amount of time taken to participate in live fandom. If you want a beer you pay the price for a 12 pack and it is served at stadium temperature unless you go wait in line and miss half of the game to get a cold one. I could go on.

I prefer to sit back in my nice comfortable chair and watch it on the big screen drinking ice cold beer of premium quality for less than a buck fifty a bottle. I do not have a drunk sitting behind me spilling his shit down my back and yelling obscenities in my ear. I can even have a big plate of hot wings for less than 5 bucks. I do not have to fight the traffic to get there and avoid the fights between the drunks on the way out. I can catch a short nap during halftime or get up and go to the shitter without having to wait in a line and sitting on a piss covered seat. When the team is getting their ass beat, I can switch channels and watch some SOCCER till I fall asleep in the comfort of my chair.

The Two Dogs, that how I watch my football games. I don't listen to the commentary. As a student of the game, high school, Army ball, and College. And I might add good linebacker.
That's my Sunday. Now that I teach at an independent Unversity in Pittsburgh, my ticket purchase is a sign of loyalty to my employer, may attend a college game or two.

Plan A: Get one of your corporate buddies (or someone you do a lot of business with) to invite you to the game, all expenses paid, including limo and seats in corporate box with unlimited food and drink.

Plan B: Hang out at tailgate party before game, then go to Sports Bar across the street and watch game on huge HDTVs while flirting with the cute female bartenders.

Plan C: See 2dogs post above.

You forgot Plan D: Go to the game, have a couple beers, enjoy the game, have a good time and don't fucking worry about what it costs.

You fucking guys think nothing of giving some skanky, dirty hoodrat $200 to polish your knob in a rat infested hovel and you bitch about paying $10 for a beer a sporting event. That's really fucking amusing to me. Actually, it cracks me up.

You forgot Plan D: Go to the game, have a couple beers, enjoy the game, have a good time and don't fucking worry about what it costs.

You fucking guys think nothing of giving some skanky, dirty hoodrat $200 to polish your knob in a rat infested hovel and you bitch about paying $10 for a beer a sporting event. That's really fucking amusing to me. Actually, it cracks me up.

Originally Posted by Big Stig

They prolly haggle the beer vendors.

Stig, you are so right!!!

Try LTight, she's in Dormont. You don't need a passport. Originally Posted by bambino

PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT....

I think the term you are searching for is "Exotic", its perfect. Just, as "Curvy" is to describe weight in provider speak...........

Exotic?! My junkyard mutt from the humane society is more exotic than her.

Hey it's LTights bday and Amish hamster is no where to be found........

Coincidence? I think not!