Do women have a sixth sense?

IABart's Avatar
And u can't be arrested for public lewdness or total stupidity? You gotta be kidding me!

"Oh hun don't be embarrassed I'll ring you up real quick."

I guess when I get the "hun" it's a signal for, "give me ur best line"?

Honestly, I am clueless. We go out for drinks, I usually get the "what'll you have hun?" line. My friends often don't. "She called you hun and me sir. wtf." Now sometimes every guy is a "hun" but that's still pretty cute. But in the check out line for the covers, some of those cashiers are pretty darned hot, and the, "find everything u need hun?" is just not something I have a good comeback for. They probably offer it up 'cause they can tell I'm clueless and won't hit on 'em.
livn2do's Avatar
Have used that line myself...it has worked for me, but not all the time Originally Posted by Gladiator69
Glad, what was his name?
Gladiator69's Avatar
Glad, what was his name? Originally Posted by livn2do
Ha Ha livn,r last time it worked her name was Heather...seen her several times after as well
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Ha Ha livn,r last time it worked her name was Heather...seen her several times after as well Originally Posted by Gladiator69
Good man. Ya know Im just jacking with ya
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Good man. Ya know Im just jacking with ya Originally Posted by livn2do
I wouldn't have it any other way my friend
IABart's Avatar
Shayla u never answered my question.

Up for the challenge? (as in how big a bounce do u think u can put in my walk?)

Hilarious thread dudes and gals-chuckling all evening! Haven't bought my lottery yet but I should.

OJ sure is tasting nice right now. Almost out-good opportunity to nail 4 things at once: more oj, lotto, check to see if the looks are still coming, buy lids and drop the line.
vegasbaby7's Avatar
Hey IB don't feel like you're the lone ranger at being clueless lol.
IABart's Avatar
but if i get arrested for debauchery or lewdness will someone come save me?
IABart's Avatar
vegas-it might be a Y chromosome trait. Makes no sense from an evolutionary standpoint but the "caulk-wok" might.
Gladiator69's Avatar
but if i get arrested for debauchery or lewdness will someone come save me? Originally Posted by IABart
Just say it to her with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your eye Bart!!
livn2do's Avatar
Do body shots. A shot of OJ chased with a belly button full of vodka. I have idea's now. Someone is in trouble tomorrow.
IABart's Avatar
Do body shots. A shot of OJ chased with a belly button full of vodka. I have idea's now. Someone is in trouble tomorrow. Originally Posted by livn2do


I can't wait for the review-
IABart's Avatar
How bout this: "I'm looking for condoms that feel natural but just don't know. Wanna try one with me so I'll know?"

'Cause my normal luck is, "sir. you don't need condoms if you're alone."
IABart's Avatar
oj-good
lottery? lose
looks? still getting
condom? no cuties. pass.
normalguy21's Avatar
She's local she's with me and were all full of giggles to drinks. Join the party another gal too shortly.