How to become REALLY unpopular with providers really fast.

Kayleehotchick's Avatar
LMAO...you guys are funny as hell!
JohnnyCap's Avatar
Super douche, but part of me wants to admire the moxie he has to ask.
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
I wouldn't say he is a douche but he is being rather stupid about things.
JacksareWild's Avatar
I'm almost noobie, seen one provider but chose not to write review. And Kaylee, I would wash your car on my hands hand knees just because you told me too!
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
Meooowww I might LIKE that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boltfan's Avatar
I'll bet of you make a provider go out of her way multiple times and have her do the legwork to setup a doubles then cancel on that would make providers upset too. Yeah newbs, don't do that.
TinMan's Avatar
Are you sure he's a newb, and not just posing as one because he's trying to run away from the bad rep he earned by pulling this shit before?
Kayleehotchick's Avatar
Hummmmm not sure.
Richardtx's Avatar
I would've offered to rotate your tires too! Lol! Jk!
Interstellar's Avatar
He must really new to the hobby. Haha! Funny story.
In My defense I did offer to throw in My Big change jar, and my slightly used dell laptop
Did he pull up in a Ferrari?? Sorry, couldn't resist...
Lindsay Lee's Avatar
I don't respond to many post, but that was funny as hell!!!

LOLLOLOLOLOL!!
This made me laugh tonight! Thanks for the post!
Jake B's Avatar
Did he pull up in a Ferrari?? Sorry, couldn't resist... Originally Posted by biggdogg
^ Bahahahaha.

Interestingly enough the narcissist in me would love it if providers could review their customers or could add-on to the customer's review.
macbeth1000's Avatar
Guys: You have reviews to let each other know a bad apple in the bunch.

Well us ladies talk too (thankfully)

For the newbies, I thought I would throw a few examples on how to become unpopular with the ladies really fast.

Based on actual events from one guy.

Newbie: No ref's ='s higher risk. Asks for a "newbie" discount.

Boo.

Newbie show's up and actually turns out to be cool but wants round 2 when there is only 5 mins left in the session (he booked a half hour session).

Aaaaaa I don't think so buddy.

Newbie: Wants to see you again the next day but wants a discounted session (not so bad really). It doesn't happen.

Newbie: Contacts again and instead of wanting a discounted session, he offers to wash and wax your brand new car in exchange for session.

Ummmmmm....not. I don't bartering for services and if I did, I would post a ISO...sorry. Besides, my car is super clean anyway.

Newbie then wants to know if I will play for 50 roses.

All this coming from 1 guy!

With one ref: ME!


Now THAT is a AWESOME WAY to become REALLY UNPOPULAR really FAST with all the ladies.


Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
Its either You must have the magic touch or your IOP is so great, he thought you Liked him or this guy is kinda unstable and after he experienced the excitement of BCD with you, he has gone over the deep end.