Blowpop's List: Beat the Heat, Not Your Meat Edition

He's back pulling the "one spot to fill -- ladies PM me with your BEST offer!" shit? This has to be a joke, right? He'll probably get a free BJ from some new girl who doesn't know that the guys find his lists as worthless as used toilet paper.. Originally Posted by BFCjosh

After hearing all the incessant whining from the too-much-time-on-their-hands brigade last time, I reworded this posting to avoid the noise. You'll notice it's no longer a "Top 10" list. You'll notice there's no empty slot. So you can remove your tinfoil hat; there's no conspiracy.

Don't make this into something more than it is. It's simply a list of my favorites. Women I can recommend to guys who share my interests. Lots of guys find it useful. Some guys whine about it. It saves me a lot of e-mailing. And the list gets referenced lots of times; an old version got linked to recently, which is what reminded me that it was well past time to update it.

#10 is open ladies!

For you newbie ladies, if you offer him a free blowjob session, you're in the running to be mentioned on his open #10 spot...pass it on. Originally Posted by Wakeup

You mean all I have to do is make a list for a free blow job? Wow! Did you hear that Spice? Making my list now!

Without further delay, my current ATFs:

1. Tatiana
2. Allison of Houston
3. Brittney from Kentucky
4. Veronica Peach
5. Busty Amy
6. Eva of Eva's Touch
7. BP Chelsea
8. Hannah Hearte
9. BP Nikki

As always, I'm interested in new candidates, so if you run across anyone exceptional (or if you are a provider and you think you have exceptional French skills) please drop me a PM or an e-mail.

But please remember: My time and hobby budget aren't unlimited, so there's no guarantee that I'll interview you for the list. Recommendations from trusted sources, affordable French-only rates, and being adorable means I'm more likely to see you sooner.

Until next time: Stay horny, my friends. Originally Posted by blowpop

After hearing all the incessant whining from the too-much-time-on-their-hands brigade last time, I reworded this posting to avoid the noise. You'll notice it's no longer a "Top 10" list. You'll notice there's no empty slot. So you can remove your tinfoil hat; there's no conspiracy.

Don't make this into something more than it is. It's simply a list of my favorites. Women I can recommend to guys who share my interests. Lots of guys find it useful. Some guys whine about it. It saves me a lot of e-mailing. And the list gets referenced lots of times; an old version got linked to recently, which is what reminded me that it was well past time to update it. Originally Posted by blowpop

Yup, it's a top 9 list. You're seeking new candidates. They can PM you. Affordable rates guarantee you'll see them sooner.

Sorry dude, it's the same ole shit.

If you don't want people commenting on your theADS in co-ed discussion, just post a regular ad in the ad section: "Attention ladies! Spot for sale! Best offer lets you get considered sooner!"

If you don't want people commenting on your theADS in co-ed discussion, just post a regular ad in the ad section: "Attention ladies! Spot for sale! Best offer lets you get considered sooner!" Originally Posted by BFCjosh

Back the fuck there. I already got that one on lock. I'm not leasing that patent out. Unless you're NaN or KinkyNasty

You mean I'm looking for women to session with on Eccie? Crazy, right? And I'm more likely to see someone who's priced themselves affordably? And I'd rather not pay for services I don't use? I must be some sort of scam artist.

The difference between me and 10,000 other Houston hobbyists is that I post a list a few times a year of who I've enjoyed the most. It's information that's not easily learned from reading the reviews.

Lots of guys find it useful.

Some of our frequent posters get put off by it, probably because it takes away from their incessant "Look at me" posts. Is a side effect of the posting that I usually get a provider's A-game? Damn. How horrible. Do providers occasionally contact me, wanting to get together for a session? It's because of that gun I hold to their heads. Friends who are frequent reviewers (and not assholes) get the same sorts of messages.

Jesus. So many of you guys have been circle-jerking around here for so long that it's like you've forgotten what the hobby is all about.

Here's a crazy idea: You don't like what I post, put me on ignore. I've done that with a handful of idiots here, and it's made my Eccie experience far more pleasant.

Yup, it's a top 9 list. You're seeking new candidates. They can PM you. Affordable rates guarantee you'll see them sooner.

Sorry dude, it's the same ole shit.

If you don't want people commenting on your theADS in co-ed discussion, just post a regular ad in the ad section: "Attention ladies! Spot for sale! Best offer lets you get considered sooner!" Originally Posted by BFCjosh

You mean all I have to do is make a list for a free blow job? Wow! Did you hear that Spice? Making my list now! Originally Posted by drax1

If it did, I'd have reason to post the list far more often. Give it a shot, let me know how it works out for you.

So many of you guys have been circle-jerking around here for so long that it's like you've forgotten what the hobby is all about. Originally Posted by blowpop

10,000 other Houston hobbyists Originally Posted by blowpop

damn you blowpop! 10,000? lol don't tell me there's that many! I liked blindly thinking there was only a small elite school gym full of us out here.

:P

Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

You mean I'm looking for women to session with on Eccie? Crazy, right? And I'm more likely to see someone who's priced themselves affordably? And I'd rather not pay for services I don't use? I must be some sort of scam artist.

The difference between me and 10,000 other Houston hobbyists is that I post a list a few times a year of who I've enjoyed the most. It's information that's not easily learned from reading the reviews.

Lots of guys find it useful.

Some of our frequent posters get put off by it, probably because it takes away from their incessant "Look at me" posts. Is a side effect of the posting that I usually get a provider's A-game? Damn. How horrible. Do providers occasionally contact me, wanting to get together for a session? It's because of that gun I hold to their heads. Friends who are frequent reviewers (and not assholes) get the same sorts of messages.

Jesus. So many of you guys have been circle-jerking around here for so long that it's like you've forgotten what the hobby is all about.

Here's a crazy idea: You don't like what I post, put me on ignore. I've done that with a handful of idiots here, and it's made my Eccie experience far more pleasant. Originally Posted by blowpop

You are right. The hobby is about posting top 10...uh 9...lists, telling ladies to PM you if they want to be on it, and letting them know that your funds are limited and they have a better chance of seeing you/getting on the list if they give you a discount. Yup, that is what the hobby is all about.

Originally Posted by Russ38

Russ, the funny thing about your pic.. It is true...

Some of us older guys... are older....

Age is, that gray matter between your ears.

It becomes more fun to be "old" and act younger.. The Older you get.

Russ, the funny thing about your pic.. It is true...

Some of us older guys... are older....

Age is, that gray matter between your ears.

It becomes more fun to be "old" and act younger.. The Older you get. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

l4b......I couldn't agree with you more.....as long as your able to laugh at yourself in the process....it's all good ....I just hope my head doesn't enlarge twice it's size as Henry Winkler's did in those photos.....

Wink

Wink Originally Posted by Brittanybellastar

Where you keeping that showcase

Chelsea, of 1960 & 45 area Chelsea? Really????