Vaginas Are Awesome!

I would not. I feel like if I did I'd squish my nuts every time I sat down! Originally Posted by Jillian Price

Nahhhh the penis is the key to unlock the vag, plain and simple

They make that quash sound when they have too much air in them Originally Posted by macbeth1000

Pure Awesomeness lol

I would love your vagina Jillan Originally Posted by Tara Evans

All you Bitches know that you would love to dick slap someone, just once. Don't even try to deny it.

All you Bitches know that you would love to dick slap someone, just once. Don't even try to deny it. Originally Posted by Mavs fan

Totally. In the face.
But I have a strap on for that!

I would not. I feel like if I did I'd squish my nuts every time I sat down! Originally Posted by Jillian Price

But you wouldn't ever have to sit down!
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To pee...

Sometimes I can pee standing up without pissing all over the place, try that with a vagina.
They do serve a great purpose though.

I hate it when you go to look at a youtube video that is adult related and they have small children in an ad before you can see your vid.

You can smuggle things with them >

What if vagina was horizontal!

If vaginas were a bad thing, the Democrats would vote to put a bounty on them.

I don't mind the Queef, I think its a turn on

When I was a teenager, we would shoot coyotes. You would hang them on the fence and the Sheriff would pay a $10 bounty for them.
If women didn't have one, they would be hanging on fences.



Just kidding girls!

I would not. I feel like if I did I'd squish my nuts every time I sat down! Originally Posted by Jillian Price

You could just do like I do. Cut a hole in your pants and go commando.
Just be careful of metal park benches in the summer..sizzle..sizzle.

Speaking of.
Hey Jillian have you had calf fries yet?? You can't live in Texas too long
before trying a plate of calf fries. It's the rules.

Lol no. What are calf fries?