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Where are the hookers that fuck the "taste out of your mouth"?!?! Originally Posted by Maximum4

We are like the famed jackalope. Rumored to be a myth, but we do exist!

We are like the famed jackalope. Rumored to be a myth, but we do exist! Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

I thought they were like the snipe - for which they can only be caught with a pillowcase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFAIsjRawI

The trick is finding those providers whose particular blend of batshit craziness can be managed and lived with Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Unicorn zone. Does not exist in nature.

Where are the hookers that fuck the "taste out of your mouth"?!?! Originally Posted by Maximum4

Raises hand <~~~> PRESENT! But I like to be called vanity... Say it again...vanity. Slower! Vaaaaanity. Louder dammit! VANITY!! Now, take it take it take! Hold me baby. Ooh ah ahhhhh ooooooohhh. Rides harder and deeper.. Deeper and harder! AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA

Where are the hookers that fuck the "taste out of your mouth"?!?! Originally Posted by Maximum4

They have "TS" in front of the name on their profile.

Hey Big Pussy Cock Licker
Kind of hard on the op huh? Originally Posted by big country

not any worse than you post to me constantly
the difference was his post was 1. retarded 2. easily summed up with a simple graphic

Mine as well....I dont know what it is but when a lady is off her meds...well it can be either a great time or pure hell....or both Originally Posted by BigDeal

of do a girl after she gets her "fix"

fix being, umm, sugar, candy, or something that gets her HR/BP and adrenalin high, like post-parachuting

Unicorn zone. Does not exist in nature. Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

What? .... but there's a song and everything!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKYmCOl-DM

of do a girl after she gets her "fix"

fix being, umm, sugar, candy, or something that gets her HR/BP and adrenalin high, like post-parachuting Originally Posted by bigcockpussylicker

The video is 100x better than your lame ass graphic. The guy in the photo is gay anyway so it doesn't even apply to him.

The video is 100x better than your lame ass graphic. The guy in the photo is gay anyway so it doesn't even apply to him. Originally Posted by royamcr

whoa, slow down, let me write this down:

-"Facts accuracy is dependent on the sexual orientation of the person presenting the fact."

(is roy retarded?)

Damn, I learned more in 7 minutes than i have in this hobby for the last 7 months. I've been in the f##king Danger zone. LOL.

Originally Posted by MrOral69NPT

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBbrngafl0
You deserve a soundtrack and a montage.

We are like the famed jackalope. Rumored to be a myth, but we do exist! Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

So how does one entice such a being?
Excluding pillowcases and unicorn food that is.

Thought this was fucking funny. Need one specific to girls on here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU Originally Posted by royamcr

anyone name tiffaney and red heads

And Hairdressers. lol