If providers were brutally honest!!!

Ok, here's one, completely original:

FUCK ALL OF YOU STUPID TRICKS THAT COULDNT GET LAID ON YOUR OWN IF YOU TRIED!!!!! AND TO THE CHEAP MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WANT EVRYTHING THEY CAN GET FOR AS LITTLE AS THEY CAN GET!! FUCK YOU TOO!!! AND TO THE PROVIDERS THAT HAVE A BEEN A BITCH TO ME....WELL I THINK YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST LAUGHABLE AND PATHETIC PLACE IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SO CALLED HOBBY LIFE!!! I WAS SO MUCH BETTER OFF ON BACKPAGE THEN I EVER WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF YOU SEEM TO THINK YOU ARE BETTER!!! GUESS WHAT MOTHER FUCKERS!! YOU ARE STILL JUST TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! BUH BYE NOW!!!

PS
Once again, just joking, please don't hurt my feelings and be mean to me. I am a sensitive individual.

Bwahahaha best one yet DK!

But we know nobody would ever sa...... Oopps ...Nevermind

Bwahahaha best one yet DK!

But we know nobody would ever sa...... Oopps ...Nevermind Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

LMFAO!

I personally enjoy it when I pull my pants down and the lady just points and starts laughing ... often doubling over laughing.

What I want them to think
What they may be actually thinking.

You fine, sexy chocolate MF'er! Bout time you got here!
[hard sigh] He actually showed up.

I thought you said you weren't huge.
You talk a lot of shit for a black guy with a small weenie.

What are you giving me this money for? You're fine enough for freebies.
I should charge your punk ass double.


If you got me pregnant, I wouldn't be mad.
If I get pregnant by you, I'll kill myself.

You don't have to put it on if you don't want to.
Pleeeaaase don't let this MF'er break!

Oh, don't go. You just got here [3 hours ago]
[hard sigh] Took long enough. Damn, I'm glad that's over.

You look so FINE getting dressed. Mmm, mmm, MMM!!
Can't you get dressed any faster! Damn!

You make this business so worth it.
I quit!! DAMMIT, I QUIT!!

Wow, this guy is the sweetest, nicest, ugly mother fucker I have ever met!

Where is the belt? Hell they know where the belt is ouch

What would be some of the comments we would hear? Let's just have fun with this one gang!!! Originally Posted by dongeykong

A failed website that was supposed to be owned and operated only by providers, After Midnight or something similar, none of the providers dared say anything in writing that could bite them in the ass.

If you think the WKs and black knights go at it on here, the ability of a provider to cut off one of her competitors at the knees was a hidden bonus to the backstabbers who played nice publicly.

Most men do not want brutal honesty in this hobby. Seeking a diversion, a fantasy, an escape.

Too many married men get worse than brutal honesty at home so any provider who happened to do something like that on a review board might find the phone no longer ringing.

Call or text me whenever you want honey, but it better be to schedule a fucking appointment.

The way this mother fucker acts online I thought Chuck Liddell was gonna show up. And when I answer the door it's Pee Wee fuckin Heman, WTF!

Do you know that if you wiped front to back instead of back to front your balls wouldn't smell like shit? Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

That is fucking hysterical! !

If the truth were known, they would say I,m their favorite. Why you ask?
1. I'm small enough that there is no wear and tear on their money maker.
2. I usually pop so quickly that there is little energy spent.
This makes me the perfect client to see at either end of the day. Early and she still has energy for the rest of her day or late because even with a sore pussy she can take care of me without any further damage.

That is fucking hysterical! ! Originally Posted by nicholas linnear

Yup, instant classic!

Hobbyist: I would love to see you but...........
Provider: OK, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT WASTING MY TIME!!!

Hobbyist: I'll have to put you on my tdl!
Provider: Yeah, well fuck you too buddy!!!

Im an honest gal you know that! I prefer to be honest than be deceitful