Taylor - There is something very wrong with you.

I know of the glory hole, even tho I haven't partaken personally.......I want the secret decoder ring to learn what this thread is really about!!! I have no clue (happens more and more as I age).....but I do know it made me laugh......even tho I can't figure out why.......lol

Oh yeah....plus the fact it features 3 of the women on my not yet but hopefully sooooooon list...........

I think this thread should come with a dictionary to decipher this unique urban speak.
I feel a little uncool

You are definitely NOT uncool, Miss Kelli. But I am also a bit dazed and confused. Although, that might be as a result of the little gift that Taylor and Natalie have helped me to get... so thanks go out to them! And yeah, I guess I just threw out some more undecipherable lingo.

I just dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned and roads can acknowledge and take responsibility for all of the times in the past when they have crossed the chicken.

And yes cityjazz, I'm so glad that you are pleased!

Taylor, I wonder if that makes me the chicken?

I feel like I didn't read half of the posts in this thread. Originally Posted by Vyt

Me either. Although I'm mainly just looking at Natalie's ass. That's a nice avatar!

chickens, mmmmmm. Taylor and Nat yummmm
I like to watch monkeys swing from trees

Save some chips, Taylor, cuz I have some KILLER SALSA from Laredo!!! YUMMILICIOUS!!

Imagine if the eavesdropper misunderstood "glory hole" & heard "gory hole" instead. What deductive leaps his mind would make! *ewww*

I don't understand why the chickens are out of their coops - especially in the city! Danger, danger, dinner makings! Oops! Guess we're having road kill tonight.

Cityjazz has probably had many gifts bestowed upon him based on the number of lovelies he's reviewed & enjoyed. There are many perks for those hobbyists who share the love & the lovelies.

I know I read all the posts & am appreciative of the smiles & chuckles they brought forth. An excellent way to start the day as I contemplate the long drive home while watching for errant chickens.

Adios a besos!
Kat
XOXOX

Cityjazz has probably had many gifts bestowed upon him based on the number of lovelies he's reviewed & enjoyed. Originally Posted by Kit-4-Kat

Hopefully nothing some antibiotics can't fix.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

I like Kit-Kats, unless I'm with four or more people.

The road less traveled has fewer glory holes. Just shooting in the dark. Having said that how would I know if I even hit something?

The road less traveled has fewer glory holes. Just shooting in the dark. Having said that how would I know if I even hit something? Originally Posted by Codybeast

You would know it by the sound of the woman screaming, "OW! You got it in my eye you fool!"

PocketRocket(s)

i saw a man with prosthetic legs and real feet. why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

I believe the children are our future.
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Show them all the beauty they possess inside.
Give them a sense of pride
To make it easier
To train them to work 25 year shifts as slave laborers
On the ice mines of Chiron Beta Prime.

This one time, at band camp ... I stuck a flute in my 20 lb Maine Coon cat.