When you touch your anus or scratch your ass.what do you do?

sms918's Avatar
fetish.......pay extra!
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X. Stick said finger in your mom's vagina.
they should make a back scratcher with just one finger.
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  • Netx9
  • 08-19-2014, 12:12 AM
a.wipe your hands

b. wash your hands..

c. smell your fingers...stop hanging around monkeys

d. ask Bonn Originally Posted by pickupkid
B. Now, if you're talking about ball sweat, C!

Now, a good quality, 2-ply toilet paper will prevent your finger from ripping through the toilet paper for the inadvertent self stank finger!!
Wash it off in Bonn's milk.
  • Blaze
  • 08-19-2014, 01:28 PM
I'm either feeling for Klingons in the hairs around the sphincter, squeezing a hemorrhoid, or peeling away the scotch tape looking for pinworms. Originally Posted by Von Spieler
That is soo wrong on so many levels!