Ulvulectomy

Get workers comp insurance...

Then choke while working....

Problem solved.
I panicked...thinking it said vulva-ectomy.
  • Sonya
  • 09-10-2014, 08:07 PM
I panicked...thinking it said vulva-ectomy. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no. Originally Posted by Sonya
It's probably rare even a long cock in your vulva would make you gag. If so, I wanna see that one.
I'd miss the snoring.

As long as we're talking miracles of surgery, I'm waiting for a set of eyes to be implanted on the tip of my tongue so I can not only toss Sonya's salad but see its elegant presentation.
DaChef's Avatar
Just so you know. It's a very painful surgery and your voice changes. You will sound different. Think of the worst sore throat ever and times that to the max.
Then when it final heals your voice will eventually sound the same.
  • Sonya
  • 09-11-2014, 07:40 AM
I'd miss the snoring.

As long as we're talking miracles of surgery, I'm waiting for a set of eyes to be implanted on the tip of my tongue so I can not only toss Sonya's salad but see its elegant presentation. Originally Posted by Zhivago52
Google glass. Lets make a porno. Lol
  • Sonya
  • 09-11-2014, 07:42 AM
Just so you know. It's a very painful surgery and your voice changes. You will sound different. Think of the worst sore throat ever and times that to the max.
Then when it final heals your voice will eventually sound the same. Originally Posted by DaChef
Come on Chef, hard core bdsm girl. Had natural childbirth by choice. Im a bad ass. Lil pain doest scare me.
Sonya you make me laugh.
Suicidal Failure's Avatar
IMO elective surgery is not a good idea any time. Never mind the anesthesia can kill you, I had necessary bone reconstruction after an accident, while on the table they cracked my front tooth, and gave me a pneumothorax (collapsed lung), and then billed me a grand more for their fuck up. Oh and they have to wake you up to re inflate you lung, not something you want to experience. Consider the bad as well as the good before doing it.
Why not just use the oral spray from the sex shops, honestly I'm surprised more providers don't seem to use it. I have had several civilian girls use it and it can make an avg girl into a Deep throat champ
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Well, thanks for even considering surgery merely for the pleasure of your customers, Sonya.

However, this is too extreme an imposition on you for the benefit of your clients. A more reasonable approach, like the spray mentioned by Headman makes much more sense.

. . . DT is great, but being generally attentive to the man overall will make the experience memorable and that is actually what we're all looking for in a session rather than anatomical restructuring of the girl's body.
  • Sonya
  • 09-13-2014, 09:11 AM
Thanks for playing along guys. Think ill keep my gag reflex.
  • TX4me
  • 09-14-2014, 09:01 PM
Best answer - FG.

At the very least, try the spray first.

To me, there's something about a gal who can swallow ya hole, and then there' something about a gal who 'gives it all she's got',,, win, lose, or draw,,,