NURU, get the fuck...

How messy is it? Do I need to strip the bed down to the vinyl cover?
missi hart's Avatar
How messy is it? Do I need to strip the bed down to the vinyl cover? Originally Posted by anova444


from what i've read in the austin forums it is very fun, but very messy. i think a couple of solutions have been buying cheap plastic tarps or even cheap blow up pools. you might search for the nuru thread in the austin forums, the providers that offer it might have had some other ideas that i can't remember. let me know if you need a volunteer
from what i've read in the austin forums it is very fun, but very messy. i think a couple of solutions have been buying cheap plastic tarps or even cheap blow up pools. you might search for the nuru thread in the austin forums, the providers that offer it might have had some other ideas that i can't remember. let me know if you need a volunteer Originally Posted by missi hart
You're awesome.
missi hart's Avatar
You're awesome. Originally Posted by anova444


totally my pleasure
There are a few porn video sites that show NURU massages.. and if you go to nurumassage.com you can see a few movies.

Although it looks fun... as slippery as you both will get, might need some hand holds so you can get the traction needed for the extra fun and by all means the shower afterwards is a MUST
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
No one has volunteered to be my first Nuru person, but I've done a lot of research. You need a vinyl sheet or better yet, a mattress cover or do it on the floor on a blow up air mattress or some people use a floating raft.

One lady told me that her client and her almost slid right off the bed and slammed into the floor. Having done that WITHOUT Nuru massage goop one time with a man, I'm not inclined towards doing it again.

So you have to plan. For me, it's a big thing to do. I STILL wish to try it ... but I want to find the right person. And again, the clean up and set up is going to be time consuming.

It sounds like a lot of fun but there's a reason that I've had two bottles of the stuff sitting in the closet for awhile.

Hugs,
Elisabeth
lilsmurf's Avatar
Anova444 you don't need it...
gets the sheets less wet than
our last date..
It is edible too!
So don't worry about clean up, it rinses right off...
It is the perfect lube!
toulmin's Avatar
"I have some left over and I think it makes great lube! Anyone in Austin besides Toulmin have this stuff?"

Britney, let's not be testy, sweetie. You know I don't hold anything against you. I'll gladly route it through Roxanne or Dagny or anybody that you want. Got the best prices in North America, sweetness. Let me know.
Just throw a magnum over it.

How messy is it? Do I need to strip the bed down to the vinyl cover? Originally Posted by anova444
lilsmurf's Avatar
I would be happy to expunge you of your excess nuru Elisabeth...
Guess its not your thing?
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
Opportunity just hasn't presented itself, lilsmurf. I'm fine with it ... just the few who have asked about it haven't fallen into the parameters of what is needed for me to do the dirty deed.

Not yet, anyway.

Hugs.
me

P.S. I swear to the living God, I just made a reference to "Sons of Anarchy" in another post in Dallas and there is your avatar. Jeez. Irony being what it is and all.
Elisabeth,
I will volunteer to throw myself on the sword of your Nuru!!


Spacemtn
Your Friendly Neighborhood Moderator
Let us know how it goes!
The NURU is fun, I don't find it to be very messy at all. I always go to Wal-mart and get a plastic fitted sheet for my bed, I take some towels and roll them up long ways on the sides of the bed, for support. So it's easier to catch yourself if you start to head for the floor. Which by the way has yet to happen and i have done a lot of NURU It is water based so it washed right off in the shower no problemo and the plasitc fitted sheet I just trash and get a new one. No mess to clean. The fitted sheet is only 6 bucks, worth throwing away and having a new one for the next NURU friend. I hope this helps some of you and feel free to PM me for any more questions if you like. I have helped lots of folks out on here via PM
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
Elisabeth,
I will volunteer to throw myself on the sword of your Nuru!!


Spacemtn
Your Friendly Neighborhood Moderator Originally Posted by Spacemtn
Wouldn't it be more along the lines of I would throw myself on YOUR sword ... of ahh. ah... ah sorry, I was thinking of your sword. Oh wait, yes, please feel free to throw yourself on the proverbial sword of a Nuru massage with me.

But you'll need to get to Dallas, first! Oh crap. I forgot. I don't mess around with moderators. Well damn. I'm going to have to reconsider my stance. After all, those bottles of Nuru liquid are just collecting dust and BEGGING to be played with. And so am I!

Hugs,
Elisabeth