Would you rather have a $300,000 home or 1500 encounters with $200 providers?

Big Brain says: take the 300K home

Little Brain says: take the 1500 encounters

Edit... Edit.....

The place I had in TN was about 175 K, went through a Realtor to list for lease ( sounded like a good idea at the time)
All was well for 2 years 3 months and 6 hours... Before it went south..

Obvious answer, take the house, lure four or five girls away from the agencies and start your own.

Uh, the house would bring on property taxes, lawn service, maintenance, probably even a wife!
Fuck it! I'll take the pussy.

Buy a $200,000 home a wee bit farther away from the primo real estate market and save $100,000 for playtime.

Spear88 and looking2havefun had pretty pussy profitable plans, too.

Sounds like another RE investor is on the boards. Originally Posted by Headman

No, but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night. In real life I am a retired pro whiffle ball player with my winnings invested in bovine compost futures. The market is booming.

No, but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night. In real life I am a retired pro whiffle ball player with my winnings invested in bovine compost futures. The market is booming. Originally Posted by tracer

Sounds like bulltwinkie to me.

Personally, I would take the home and rent it for $3k/month. At a conservative 75% margin to account for vacancy and maintenance expenses I would net $27k. That gives me 135 dates per year and I retain the appreciating $300k asset.

ijs Originally Posted by tracer

Wrong - you invest the $300k at a 5% ROI. That's $15k per year return and hobby 50 weeks out of the year @ $300 p/h.

Secure 100% LTV loan and purchase the house as well...

Definitely the house. Pussy is everywhere.

Wrong - you invest the $300k at a 5% ROI. That's $15k per year return and hobby 50 weeks out of the year @ $300 p/h.

Secure 100% LTV loan and purchase the house as well... Originally Posted by SNL9933

WINNER! A man with a sound mind for finance and a healthy, strapping p...ortfolio makes me wet.

Depends... How close am I to death?

Lol 300k house is a crap house. Might as well buy a 300k car.

Wrong - you invest the $300k at a 5% ROI. That's $15k per year return and hobby 50 weeks out of the year @ $300 p/h.

Secure 100% LTV loan and purchase the house as well... Originally Posted by SNL9933

I am with you on upgrading to the $300/hour, but not sure why I would settle for 5% ROI instead of over 8.5%. Note that the 8.5 assumes no increase in the property value, which is unlikely. The 5 assumes no cost for interest of the house purchase deducted from overall return.

Except that there is a legitimate argument for having no headaches with a simpler investment.

1500 encounters would pretty much wear the sides off my dick.

Personally, I would take the home and rent it for $3k/month. At a conservative 75% margin to account for vacancy and maintenance expenses I would net $27k. That gives me 135 dates per year and I retain the appreciating $300k asset.

ijs Originally Posted by tracer

You win, prize the internetz. Great answer