Guys opinion on in call location?

never rate a women by the mess on her vanity table Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Please don't tell me you took that picture of someone you knows vanity table?!?!

I have turned and walked out of a real world situation where I would be getting some and a lot more. There was garbage all thru the apartment. There was a pizza box on the sofa. I picked it up and looked inside, the leftover pizza was moldy. The apartment was a biohazard mess. I was waiting for the EPA to kick the door in and declare the apartment a Superfund site. Originally Posted by pyramider

Holy shit. I don't blame you lol. Have you ever heard the saying, "dirty house, dirty pussy"? Haha moldy pizza though is a little over the top, there's messy, really messy, and just straight dirty. That's on a whole other level!

It's funny, when the pussy is good enough the white gloves usually go away.

When I find a clean incall I just say, "I can't afford this," and move on. Not quite.

I've never walked but I've not returned for the reason of incall condition. Originally Posted by JohnnyCap

I'm not talking just a little dust on the dresser, I mean like piles of clothes through the room, food wrappers all over, shit crawling up the walls to the ceiling. A provider I used to know was re modeling her home, and at least had the decency to keep the parts where people were walking through and the room they were in clean, so there is no excuse for a dirty in call lol

Bathroom disaster with a HDH. As I wrote in my review the bathroom at my gym is cleaner.No condum wrappers on nightstand, food and towels adorned the room.

Dirty Nasty house = Dirty Nasty pussy I won't see a provider of there house is a complete mess

my place is soo trashed...i have step ladders in front of the mountains of clothes and junk lying around so my clients can climb up
and jump over them with ease... then i up-charge them for the fetish of what I call "mountain climbers"

If you wouldn't take a dump at an incall....
You probably shouldn't fuck there either.....

Anyone ever heard of someone taking a dump at a provider's incall???

my place is soo trashed...i have step ladders in front of the mountains of clothes and junk lying around so my clients can climb up
and jump over them with ease... then i up-charge them for the fetish of what I call "mountain climbers"

Originally Posted by aj14620

Bwahahahahahahaha I literally lol'd a hundred times. My friend was looking at me like I was a moron hysterically laughing at my phone

The first impression is everything with me, I make sure I am neat a clean when I visit an provider, I want the same in return.It don't have to be spotless but needs to be comfortable

Anyone ever heard of someone taking a dump at a provider's incall???
Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

No one has ever done that at any of my incalls. Im not even sure what I would think if a client came out of my bathroom and had left it like a stink bomb hit it and then wanted to continue with the appt... I dont want to think about it, eeewww. I expect my gentleman to be just about as clean as I am. I shower directly before, thats why I require one hour notice.

Let me stop rambling though, can y'all tell im bored tonight,Lol.

The first impression is everything with me, I make sure I am neat a clean when I visit an provider Originally Posted by joelove69

I can vouch for that

Hi JL69

I may not walk out on a provider if her place is a mess but rest assured that she'd be
getting a "no" recommendation.

my place is soo trashed...i have step ladders in front of the mountains of clothes and junk lying around so my clients can climb up
and jump over them with ease... then i up-charge them for the fetish of what I call "mountain climbers"

Originally Posted by aj14620

OMG let me tell you how hard it was to climb over that mountain of clothes just to get to your bedroom, the step ladders helped but being short it sure was a long drop to the floor. And I had to do it twice, OMG!!!!

there was a stepladder...and I just figured you'd just consider it a warm up for the grueling physical training it took to prepare for the vacation you're on..