Lobby excuses.

Some I heard just walk by the cleaning crew cart and swipe a pile of towels.

lol. Definitely guilty of that. To be fair, I do return my laundered towels to that cart. I also bring my own towels and have baby wipes on deck at all times. Lol

Sound advice. Act like you belong there.

Of course my little bo-peep outfit and the sheep sometimes get a strange look.

Best way to walk by the front desk is like you own the place. Just say hi and try not to walk the wrong way. Its more obvious you don't belong there if you avoid eye contact. The worst is an off day for a hotel and there are like 2-3 cars in the lot. The best is hotels that are bustling with activity and you can just blend in like you are a guest. Originally Posted by royamcr

+1 just act normal like you would if were staying there.

+1 just act normal like you would if were staying there. Originally Posted by woody4eroticfun

I've tried all of the tactics but every time I show up at an incall there is a welcome banner across the front..

There is a particular hotel near the plaza that I'm sure the front desk knows me. Many ladies seem to stay there.

I also met a lady at a different hotel. She indicated she had been living there a while and that the cleaning staff was aware of what she was doing. So much so that one guy had stayed for a long enough time the cleaning staff later told her they were about to check on her. I'm not sure I'm that comfortable with such a low level of discretion.

And btw nines....lmao Originally Posted by sherm

This show us that as long as a girl stays UTR at the hotel, and both her and her clients do not call attention to themselves; most people will just leave you alone.

For example, why would a client talk to the hotel clerk? Just walk to the elevator and to to the room number that she had give you. There is no need to call attention to yourself. When I stay at a hotel by myself, I just go to my room without talking. I am not there to make friends, or enemies. If they recognize me, the clerk may nod and I nod back.

Good golly miss molly, I have known providers who book the same room for the month, and get a better rate.

Male or female, you are just stupid if you call attention to yourself in public. Blend in with the rest of society, and you have no problems. That includes dressing properly and covering your tattoos, if you have them.

Oh, you like your tattoos; so what? A lot of people will notice them, and frown or call the police. Or the clerks know that some people just don't want to be around odd looking people that wear the dress uniform that screams look at me, I am different than you; Ha, Ha, Ha.

If you have had problems, just look at your actions that say: hi everyone, look at me.

This is basic stuff, that society expects.

JR

Considering I'm a safety first kinda guy, I like to approach the desk and ask if the hooker in room xxx is really cute? I also like to ask them about the adjoining rooms, if any guys, you know, wearing a green fedora and a feather, checked in at the same time. Finally, I ask them if it's a sting. Then I tip them a few bucks and tell them if I'm not back in an hour, be sure to ring up the room like a wake-up call so I can finish on time and not waste this poor girls time. Never failed me yet.

Hotel hospitality jobs pretty much suck. Those people are used to being ignored or takn for granted/abused every day. If you have to engage them at any level above eye-contact, you have made yourself stand out from their norm dealing with somebody just walking through the lobby.

Considering I'm a safety first kinda guy, I like to approach the desk and ask if the hooker in room xxx is really cute? I also like to ask them about the adjoining rooms, if any guys, you know, wearing a green fedora and a feather, checked in at the same time. Finally, I ask them if it's a sting. Then I tip them a few bucks and tell them if I'm not back in an hour, be sure to ring up the room like a wake-up call so I can finish on time and not waste this poor girls time. Never failed me yet. Originally Posted by Sens55

Damn. Never even thought about that. Hell of a way to screen.

Sound advice. Act like you belong there.

Of course my little bo-peep outfit and the sheep sometimes get a strange look. Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

You can't bring sheep into a hotel.

JR

Considering I'm a safety first kinda guy, I like to approach the desk and ask if the hooker in room xxx is really cute? I also like to ask them about the adjoining rooms, if any guys, you know, wearing a green fedora and a feather, checked in at the same time. Finally, I ask them if it's a sting. Then I tip them a few bucks and tell them if I'm not back in an hour, be sure to ring up the room like a wake-up call so I can finish on time and not waste this poor girls time. Never failed me yet. Originally Posted by Sens55

I do pretty much the same... but that is just the small talk I have with the counter clerk after asking for an envelope.
Nothing will impress a lady more then showing the class to place her donation in an envelope with the hotels logo on it.


In all seriousness, I walk in like I own the place.
There has only been one hotel that has tried to stop me as I am walking towards the elevators.
The Hotel Phillips... the first time I just ignored them completely and kept going, I will say it was a little nerve racking as I expected alarms to start going off.
The second time when the desk clerk tried to stop me by asking if he could help me I just told him "No, just meeting my Mum" and kept going... lol

Nevermind

Probably not good to mention specific hotels... Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

Lets face it, on any given date there is someone staying at every hotel downtown so just saying the hotel name without tying provider names and dates together should not throw up any flags.

I do pretty much the same... but that is just the small talk I have with the counter clerk after asking for an envelope.
Nothing will impress a lady more then showing the class to place her donation in an envelope with the hotels logo on it.


In all seriousness, I walk in like I own the place.
There has only been one hotel that has tried to stop me as I am walking towards the elevators.
The Hotel Phillips... the first time I just ignored them completely and kept going, I will say it was a little nerve racking as I expected alarms to start going off.
The second time when the desk clerk tried to stop me by asking if he could help me I just told him "No, just meeting my Mum" and kept going... lol Originally Posted by ElumEno

I agree. I've never had problems. I've traveled for years. I just act like I belong there. I mean, seriously, I've had legitimate job interviews in hotel rooms before. I've met friends from out of town in their rooms before heading out. I've met friends that we just shot the shit for an hour and left. Not "friends", but legitimate friends. They have no idea you're there and as long as you act "normal", they can't imagine you're doing anything wrong.

I've tried all of the tactics but every time I show up at an incall there is a welcome banner across the front.. Originally Posted by malwoody

Well a least you know you are welcomed.