F1 Weekend and the workin' gal

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Bob, I tell you what you do. You go down there in your best dressed looking better than ever with one or 2 girlfriends (alone is better) and sit pretty. You rub elbows, and schmooze and go to the guys room making sure he hits the ATM on the way. Not everyone is going to think I'm hot shit but in the F1 caliber, all you have to do is see a couple of guys to make a few days work.
..:SNIP:.. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

I don't have any contacts at the Four Seasons, but I know a few folks at the Driskill. We have sat near the bar and played "Niece or Ho" on a few event weekends. I have to say I kind of miss the olden days of ladies working the bar. Now they walk in and head right to the elevators...

I don't have any contacts at the Four Seasons, but I know a few folks at the Driskill. We have sat near the bar and played "Niece or Ho" on a few event weekends. I have to say I kind of miss the olden days of ladies working the bar. Now they walk in and head right to the elevators... Originally Posted by Bob McV

You can just wait till they ride that elevator back down babe.

I have had a couple of outcalls where I was walking out the door or stop at the bar for a drink and get approached by someone else who knows whats up and offers to play.

Those are the best. I try so hard to keep a low profile, but I am quite fascinated by a guy who can sniff my pro-pheromones.

Try it, you will make a ho's night! Trust me!

I'm very much looking forward to seeing the Gianni Agnelli acolytes milling about in the form of:


Lawd have mercy!


Sweet baby Jesus!


Lucifer save me!



But one must act like a lady. One can't go about impaling oneself on the Foreigns can one?

But certainly the chaps have something to look forward to in the lovely forms of:





La Ragazze de Pirelli





We'll all be like:



See ya'll at the races.

Lucifer save me! Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Please forgive me for the way my mind plays word associations. I just could't help myself.

See ya'll at the races. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

I also thought of this song.


This one has better visuals


This remix is just dope. (can you tell I love this song? "Sorry 'bout it!")

I'm very much looking forward to seeing the Gianni Agnelli acolytes milling about in the form of:


Lawd have mercy!

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But one must act like a lady. One can't go about impaling oneself on the Foreigns can one?

But certainly the chaps have something to look forward to in the lovely forms of:



La Ragazze de Pirelli





..:SNIP:.. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

The Italians do have that refined casual look on lock. While in general I agree you shouldn't throw yourself at the foreigners... I think you could make a well timed execption. I guess we want to find you this weekend we should look in a select owner's box?

So uhh, those gals wanna sell me tires ... I like tires....

Please forgive me for the way my mind plays word associations. I just could't help myself.

I also thought of this song.

..:SNIP:.. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

I wasn't one to jump on the Lana Del Rey bandwagon, but her new album; ya know the one that didn't need to be made because there was nothing left for her to say.... It's pretty damn good, but I think that is in no small part to Dan Auerbach of the black key producing almost every track

And the Jessica Lang did this cover that is impressive

Trust. You don't have to holler at Italians, thats for sure.
Best not to initiate contact with guys from countries who speak romantic languages. They get confused. LOL!

Dope cover; but, what does Jessica Lang have against the word: FUCK!?!?!?!!!
That's not "innocence lost"! J/K

I mean really, what's the point of being an old woman if you can't be crass and everyone thinks its totally acceptable and funny?

P.S. Dan Auerbach is a genius. Panties are wet again.

We'll need a new acronym. IJ...Italian Job. Example sentence: Her IJ was so transatlantic it left me with a Mediterranean tan!

His IJ was so good I still have a Cinque Terre in my ass.

In the case of F1 it's "Tyres" sir. Don't let Ecclestone catch you with this "tires" business.

Illicit substances, affairs, devastating heartbreak, sex with older men possessing nice cars, tropical climates...Lana sings about everything good in the world. Thanks to Auerbach I can actually tolerate her.

Yes, I will likely be in a private box viewing F1. Considering the level of my RW participation I typically have a standing invite to those events. But in truth what I mostly look forward to is another excuse to talk motors with men.

Rumor has it more than a few local ladies allow FIA this weekend in hopes of clamping that sphincter down and grabbing one of those pinky rings....

Haha! More than one way to slurp off a carnelian signet I suppose!

Rumor has it more than a few local ladies allow FIA this weekend in hopes of clamping that sphincter down and grabbing one of those pinky rings.... Originally Posted by Whispers

Ha!

"Mama said lock my ass!"

Trust. You don't have to holler at Italians, thats for sure.
Best not to initiate contact with guys from countries who speak romantic languages. They get confused. LOL!

Dope cover; but, what does Jessica Lang have against the word: FUCK!?!?!?!!!
That's not "innocence lost"! J/K

I mean really, what's the point of being an old woman if you can't be crass and everyone thinks its totally acceptable and funny?

P.S. Dan Auerbach is a genius. Panties are wet again. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

TV edit and all I wonder if they will release an unedited version, not holding my breath.

I have to say I like Mr. Auerbach and his efforts, but (let me check) my panties are still dry....

Gogol Bordello tomorrow will no doubt have me all wet! Those whacky Gypsies! It takes real balls to crowd surf while playing a bass drum.

His IJ was so good I still have a Cinque Terre in my ass. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Rumor has it more than a few local ladies allow FIA this weekend in hopes of clamping that sphincter down and grabbing one of those pinky rings.... Originally Posted by Whispers

There's a blood diamond joke somewhere in there, but I'm pretty sure it's radioactive...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-diamonds.html

These festive weekends have everyone price gouging.During SXSW, la quinta was up in the $300/night range. Of course we're seeing it in here too as some of the new ads have women going up to $350 even though they're usually a hundred below.

If you Just gotta see a Hoogar this weekend its a good time to invest back in our local girls that take care of us day in and day out... That's where my Hoogar Bucks are going this weekend.