Does ass worship include DATO? Should it?

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Originally Posted by zeejoe
Never say shit-faced to me again- Zach & Miri Make a Porno
... will never understand sticking your tongue up her poop shoot. Originally Posted by JS42
E. coli lol Originally Posted by Urban Dahlia
Gross. Lol
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NEVER assume anything! Originally Posted by Still Looking
I know this is an old, a very old, punchline.

When we assume anything it makes:

An Ass of U and ME


JR
I love eating ass. I've gotten sick from it even...if your partner had food poisoning a day ago, you can get it from their ass! Just stuck my tongue in for a second, then remembered they had been sick. A day later, I was sick. Still worth it, though I'm more careful now!

It's still one of the best things ever though, so intimate and sexy. Being first to show a girl how nice it feels, is the only first that gets me hot. They're always so tentative about the idea, and always love it so much!
I love eating ass. I've gotten sick from it even...if your partner had food poisoning a day ago, you can get it from their ass! Just stuck my tongue in for a second, then remembered they had been sick. A day later, I was sick. Still worth it, though I'm more careful now!

It's still one of the best things ever though, so intimate and sexy. Being first to show a girl how nice it feels, is the only first that gets me hot. They're always so tentative about the idea, and always love it so much! Originally Posted by renn917
You think?
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I love eating ass. I've gotten sick from it even...if your partner had food poisoning a day ago, you can get it from their ass! Just stuck my tongue in for a second, then remembered they had been sick. A day later, I was sick. Still worth it, though I'm more careful now!

It's still one of the best things ever though, so intimate and sexy. Being first to show a girl how nice it feels, is the only first that gets me hot. They're always so tentative about the idea, and always love it so much! Originally Posted by renn917
About 15 years ago I got horribly sick...probably my worst ever, 3-4 days of missed work, shitting, puking, thick snot rockets and waking from sleep gasping for air...and I'm fairly sure it was from rimming a lady. A few years ago I started getting into photos with a good DSLR and was able to see, upon close inspection, though my models seemed clean and smelled good, an anal close up showed me things I didn't want to see, nevermind lick. But I still worship ass.
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Which in this case means Where..


Is Bottom Feeder? This thread is right smack in the middle of his area of expertise? C'mon BF...give us a tutorial
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About 15 years ago I got horribly sick...probably my worst ever, 3-4 days of missed work, shitting, puking, thick snot rockets and waking from sleep gasping for air...and I'm fairly sure it was from rimming a lady. A few years ago I started getting into photos with a good DSLR and was able to see, upon close inspection, though my models seemed clean and smelled good, an anal close up showed me things I didn't want to see, nevermind lick. But I still worship ass. Originally Posted by JohnnyCap
So youre saying even though you got sick, it was worth it?
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About 15 years ago I got horribly sick...probably my worst ever, 3-4 days of missed work, shitting, puking, thick snot rockets and waking from sleep gasping for air...But I still worship ass. Originally Posted by JohnnyCap
Thank you so much for sharing...
Yeah, I figured Bottom Feeder would show up at some point too!
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Yes! I love eating a sweet woman's ass. And DATO/TUHA has to be part of it. But some I wouldn't go near. I have 3 favorites that can walk in my door and sit on my face immediately. They know what I like and take extra care to be clean. And they love a tongue in the ass. One was a little apprehensive the first time, now I think she'd be pissed off if I didn't slip her the tongue. And I love the one who returns the favor.
Yes! I love eating a sweet woman's ass. And DATO/TUHA has to be part of it. But some I wouldn't go near. I have 3 favorites that can walk in my door and sit on my face immediately. They know what I like and take extra care to be clean. And they love a tongue in the ass. One was a little apprehensive the first time, now I think she'd be pissed off if I didn't slip her the tongue. And I love the one who returns the favor. Originally Posted by @rlo726
Off topic a bit, but is your avatar from that old 70's movie...The Nine Lives Of Fritz The Cat?

That cat is always *Staff Edit - JCM, and getting his f*ck on LMAO. That movie is Hilarious, and weird lol.
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Giving away my age I guess LOL! Was tripping the 1st time I saw that flick, Awesome!

Why have we never gotten together Sweetie? Looks like I'm missing out LOL!
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Giving away my age I guess LOL! Was tripping the 1st time I saw that flick, Awesome!

Why have we never gotten together Sweetie? Looks like I'm missing out LOL! Originally Posted by @rlo726
Off topic a bit, but is your avatar from that old 70's movie...The Nine Lives Of Fritz The Cat?

That cat is always *Staff Edit - JCM, and getting his f*ck on LMAO. That movie is Hilarious, and weird lol. Originally Posted by Urban Dahlia

This is what it's all about... makin' connections in an ass-eating thread.
Giving away my age I guess LOL! Was tripping the 1st time I saw that flick, Awesome!

Why have we never gotten together Sweetie? Looks like I'm missing out LOL! Originally Posted by @rlo726
I don't know. You can Call or Text me anytime



This is what it's all about... makin' connections in an ass-eating thread. Originally Posted by zeejoe
LOL The stuff we all talk about on here makes me laugh all the time.