Almost Lost A Nipple Today!!

Oooouch! I cut my lip and it bleedforever. I feel your pain.

Short Story!

I'm in the shower and I'm running a little behind. No biggie, right? Well I am singing to my Pandora and shaving, but trying to hurry as I am bad with being on time as is! So, I am singing away and start shaving my left arm pit, then I move over to the right one and feel my nipple burning! I look down and my left nipple is bleeding to death!! My dumbass is totally frozen. Then I figure out that I sliced my nipple as I moved the razor over to my right arm pit. I thought OMG! My nipple! I cut it off! Upon further investigation I see that I've only sliced it but I sliced it pretty damn good! Lol. I get out of the shower and am still dripping blood from my nipple! So I had a real reason for being late today but my client must've thought I was totally nuts when I explained my reason to him. Then I thought, surely this sorta stuff happens to other people too??... Yes??

Anybody else ever have a bad grooming experience? Originally Posted by Gemma34

No! I have never cut my nipple with a razor.

JR

Yowzers! I am in pain just reading this! I have done that, but normally just on my leg. Did you use one of these?

So I hope this makes everyone laugh. I am sitting taking a bubble bath getting ready to shave and I just happen to read this post. It has officially taken me 45 minutes to shave out of pure horror that I might do the same thing. The price we pay for beauty, or to not look like hairy beasts!! Muah ladies....SHAVE SAFE!! Originally Posted by Emmie

My bad Emmie!! That's how I shave now too. Lol

Hahaha. I have a forked nipple

I'll admit I've done it; shaving my chest, not my armpits. Hurts less than the shock of blood in the shower, and damaged ego. Stung for a couple days after.

As others have said, be careful around those prized peaks!

And how is the nipple?

Healing up beautifully! Lol.

Do they make curb feelers for nipples? LOL

Healing up beautifully! Lol. Originally Posted by Gemma34

Every time I get in the shower I think about you and your nipple! Needless to say, I think about you quite often!! Lol!!

Every time I get in the shower I think about you and your nipple! Needless to say, I think about you quite often!! Lol!! Originally Posted by Emmie

So do I Emmie. So do I.

So do I Emmie. So do I. Originally Posted by yugdlo

Love it!!