Midget ho's

I am laughing so hard its unbearable. And on the other hand, I find this to be the perfect place and time for a confession. For as long as I can remember I have had this lingering urge to fuck a midget. I mean, pick him up and toss him on the bed and have my way with the little fella. I picture a muscular little dude that would let me have my way with him!! Haha!!! You aren't the only ones looking for midget real life porn!!! Praise god I'm not alone!!! Originally Posted by AprilASteele
April, I am 5'2, is that close enough? I'll let u throw me around and do whatever you want to me
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I think the anatomy is decent size in little peoples. Short limbs and blown out funnel

Originally Posted by J.J. Walker
WTF, I can't believe you just outed Pa errr never mind
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  • MC
  • 11-04-2014, 05:27 PM
Just remember the chick was asian but I think this was her

http://escortprofile.xxx/510-825-6001/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI2g-pvhd6A Originally Posted by usarmy6440
Yup that's the one.
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Peter Dinklage is hot. Were I a lady.

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know how to pick up a midget in a bar? ...just tell her the ...highballs ...are on you
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Once a midget walked up to me and told me my hair smelled nice
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I am laughing so hard its unbearable. And on the other hand, I find this to be the perfect place and time for a confession. For as long as I can remember I have had this lingering urge to fuck a midget. I mean, pick him up and toss him on the bed and have my way with the little fella. I picture a muscular little dude that would let me have my way with him!! Haha!!! You aren't the only ones looking for midget real life porn!!! Praise god I'm not alone!!! Originally Posted by AprilASteele
You can do that to me. And I'm not a midget.
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http://escortprofile.xxx/510-825-6001/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI2g-pvhd6A Originally Posted by usarmy6440
She is very pretty Little Person.
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She is very pretty Little Person. Originally Posted by Angel14609
She's a lil time wasting ripoff wannabe ho. She gives real hard working midget ho's a bad name
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  • Tetas
  • 11-07-2014, 07:40 AM
Lol, she advertised on eccie a few times down in Houston, forgot her user name but it was hilarious...
lil porkchop or something!

edit: Here she is, Lilhamhocks instead of porkchop...lmao
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...ht=lilhamhocks