I wanta be a Houston mod!

dearhunter's Avatar
Damn........now, I'm hungry for a turkey sandwich
I already got Papa John's on the way...damn.
Chincho's Avatar
No bacon I'm 12 pounds overweight.
Russ38's Avatar
Organic and hormone free?......sounds like a fag sandwich to me....ijs
pyramider's Avatar
More than likely much more than that ...
Tetas's Avatar
  • Tetas
  • 11-12-2014, 06:55 PM
I had aspirations to become a Houston mod once, then I realized that I drink too much and can't afford to lose the extra brain cells it would require to take the job...

Why? Does it look good on a resume or get you free pussy from a hot hooker versus a reject?
Sexy Katrina's Avatar
I wish you would just shut the fuck up with all your meaningless post.
I wish you would just shut the fuck up with all your meaningless post. Originally Posted by Sexy Katrina
Gawd, I love it when you talk dirty!
Slitlikr's Avatar
He needs a real job he can be proud of.
He lost his job on election day.
Why? Does it look good on a resume or get you free pussy from a hot hooker versus a reject? Originally Posted by The Player
What? Free pussy is involved? I hope it's from a hot hooker. Where do I sign up?

Kisses,
VP
There might be free deer hunts for admin? If I was a mod... Originally Posted by Chincho

Hmm looking for free status/mod status prob not gonna make it
I already got Papa John's on the way...damn. Originally Posted by YummyMarie
You need to try Hungry Howies the next time...
dearhunter's Avatar
I like lots of mustard
boardman's Avatar
No bacon I'm 12 pounds overweight. Originally Posted by Chincho
It would have been way funnier if you had said you were Jewish...