A contest to help one lucky lady

I assure you this is completely real. Its a name brand wipe warmer too, no ghetto generic shit.

To enhance interest, all submissions which contain boobie pics will be eligible for a bonus of an UNOPENED refill pack of PAMPERS BABY FRESH wipes!


C'mon people get those essays posted! (For the latinos in the crowd, essays are different than esse's) Originally Posted by AmishGangster

Is this warmer of the plug in type (electrical) or is it powered through sterno?

Is this warmer of the plug in type (electrical) or is it powered through sterno? Originally Posted by Bushman69

http://www.dexproducts.com/products_changing_wwth.htm

I would never provide a product to a hooker that required actual fire to operate...other than Newport 100s of course

Throw wipes in the fridge, I've got a fire to put out

http://www.dexproducts.com/products_changing_wwth.htm

I would never provide a product to a hooker that required actual fire to operate...other than Newport 100s of course Originally Posted by AmishGangster

That is one snazzy warmer! I take it I'm still in first place? Lmao

That is one snazzy warmer! I take it I'm still in first place? Lmao Originally Posted by Victoria Anne

Unfortunately nobody has yet posted an essay, no essay, no entry : unless of course you want to offer me outrageous sexual favors to rig the contest...those can be sent via PM if you wish


FYI this emoticon is named "krilin" LMFAO

I have a UTR that could use the warmer.
I'll see if she'll fuck you like a Rockstar... I'm too lazy tow write an essay for her...
I'm an underachiever like that....

Unfortunately nobody has yet posted an essay, no essay, no entry : unless of course you want to offer me outrageous sexual favors to rig the contest...those can be sent via PM if you wish Originally Posted by AmishGangster

the funnel just informed ...she be willing to do tequila shooters outta yer shitter while rubbin yer knob with a ...sardine

FYI this emoticon is named "krilin" LMFAO Originally Posted by AmishGangster

Great fuckin emo....
I may add it to my sig.....

the funnel just informed ...she be willing to do tequila shooters outta yer shitter while rubbin yer knob with a ...sardine

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

The funnel is now in the lead!

Which funnel might this be?

I'm not so good with writing out an essay...
so im just gonna go through your hoodrat list and make some comments you can then take it from there...


1.You spit on the floor...not necessarily on the floor..however I have spit a drink onto my computer screen cuz some monkey made a funny in one of the threads here..
2.You ask clients to pick you up Newport 100's on their way...now I don't smoke..however a client did once ask me if he could bum a lucy off me once he walked in the door..
3.You spell the word "what" without using the H. "Wats up?"...I actually spell the word using the H..however I constantly receive texts from wanna be clients that don't use the H in the word "what"
4.Mattress on floor...I had a bed on a frame..however I have done outcalls where I have walked into the clients bedroom and the mattress was on the floor.
5.-Lime A Ritas ..I dont drink them..however I did have a client bring a couple cans and offer me one..
6.-Using the Sentence "Shit Just Got Real "..yes i have actually used this phrase..

well that seems about it..
not to hoodratish however..Im in UpperHood..so the list is pretty short with me..

I'm not so good with writing out an essay...
so im just gonna go through your hoodrat list and make some comments you can then take it from there...


1.You spit on the floor...not necessarily on the floor..however I have spit a drink onto my computer screen cuz some monkey made a funny in one of the threads here.. this was actually referring to spitting jimmie juice on the floor of your incall after CIM but lol

well that seems about it..
not to hoodratish however..Im in UpperHood..so the list is pretty short with me..

Originally Posted by aj14620

AJ, let me clarify...you shouldn't write about what makes you a hoodrat or not, as hoodrat status or lack thereof, isn't necessarily relevant. You should write, in your own words, why You think YOU should be the lucky lady who gets the wipe warmer.

A hoodrat response would be Something like "my baby wipes are so cold my funnel gets icicles on it when I wipe off the jimmie DNA, please help my funnel stay warm and fresh!" But obviously with more passion and detail...and hopefully boobie pics.

A non hoodrat response could be "i like to clean jimmie pipes with wipes because it is quick, convenient, disposable and sanitary but I hate that my clients get shrinkage because my wipes are cold. Please help me do my part to put an end to shrinkage"...hopefully with boobie pics

My initial hoodrat reference was simply that hoodrats, if they cleanup, tend to do cleanup with baby wipes...fucking COLD baby wipes...thats all. I have also been with very not hoodrat girls who use baby wipes to clean up jimmie pipes post enjoyment. However, Most hoodrats consider a baby wipe to the funnel sufficient between date clean up... So they multitask with the wipes so to speak

well suga..as i said..not good with essays..thats pretty much all i got..

warmer or not..just give me a passing grade for the effort and ill be cool with that..

well suga..as i said..not good with essays..thats pretty much all i got..

warmer or not..just give me a passing grade for the effort and ill be cool with that.. Originally Posted by aj14620

Ah the indifferent approach, playing hard to get, interesting. Any boobie pics or outrageous offers of sexual favors to go along with that?

Guessing her Christian
Mingle page has a couple
fibs. Wipe away cares.