Wounded Hobbiest Program

Tried to re-position myself during a hot table shower, slipped off the damn table and dropped to the floor. I also went in for a kiss once to a ladies leg while I was inside (kneeling mish) and we miss timed and I got a knee to the face/tooth.

I was in a doubles with Kendall4u and accidently hit her head with my heel when i was swinging over for a mustache ride and she was down south giving Jr and the boys some lovin. I felt so bad. She was great about it. I know that heel was pointy though. I'm still so sorry about that Kendall. Needless to say I am wayyyy more conscious about my mounting technique!

Great thread!

Cowgirl can be dangerous...when you ladies fly off the "handle" and come crashing down on Junior...had that happen a few times. Originally Posted by Prolongus

Had that a couple times too. That will bring a tear to your eyes!

Was doing doggy one time with my legs hanging off the bed when the bed collapsed.
Caught the rail across both shins, raised potato sized lumps!
Being young and horny, we just switched beds and finished up! lol

Although no one really got hurt, had a good laugh over the client being so heated in the moment he takes the pillow and throws it off bed and into the candle. All of a sudden, my pillow is on fire and he is jumping out of bed to put it out. Needless to say, I don't keep candles in the bedroom anymore.

A couple of months ago, I had a provider try to suck the vodka out of my liver via my little buddy...sucked so hard she left a hickey on my dickey ! Originally Posted by WalkerTx

That's quite an endorsement! Anyone we know?

Cowgirl can be dangerous...when you ladies fly off the "handle" and come crashing down on Junior...had that happen a few times. Originally Posted by Prolongus

It was a couple of weeks ago, the girl was so tight that she was tugging it. Before I could get her off, she came crashing down. It was still hurting the next day.

Twice. Once was with a BP body rub gal named Kendall (last i saw she changed her name to Kourtney or something). I'm not an L1 guy, but she told me L1 first visit and more on return (yeah, right lol). I went anyway because I was really out of control at the time because i had no hobby budget (my how things have changed) trying to slay any and every provider i found remotely attractive. One of my favorite gals on here even gave me a nickname for my conquests (if you read this, don't post it PS lol). Anyway, she ended up giving me the most vigorous HJ I've ever had. Kept pouring mounds of baby oil on my dick and tugging away like crazy until the oil was no more. Then she'd pour some more. We tried Russian, more HJ. Nothing worked. She wouldn't budge on her 1st visit rule, so she tugged on me for 30 minutes! until i threw in the towel. She was apologetic, but my dick was sore for a week. My A1 gal at the time called me to come see her and I told her I was out of commission and I'd explain later. The next time I saw her, it was still a little sore. I told her what happened and we got a good laugh out of the situation. I bet if she reads this now she'll laugh her ass off lol (or at least chuckle a little).

2nd time was with Mandy Wright's sister Arielle. I saw a pic of her sis in one of Mandy's reviews and wanted her. But she didn't have an incall except the room she shared with Mandy. While Mandy was the flavor of the month, I was breaking in her sister who was still green. I was the 2nd guy she ever saw in the hobby (or so she says. If i wasn't the 2nd, it wasn't many more. You can tell). Anyway, while Mandy was occupied with the great gentlemen of eccie banging down her door, me and Arielle got together in a discreet location & I banged her in her cramped car. She was giving me a BJ and I was reaching across for the condom as she simultaneously jerked her head up to wipe sweat off her face and we collided skulls. We laughed it off, but i already had a headache so that made it worse. I'm not a quitter though and kept pushing. Sweaty, foggy, headache, car rocking. We laughed almost the entire time afterwards. Got together with her a couple of times OTC whenever she visited. We contacted each other through Mandy, who's disappeared, so me sad. I miss banging her sister. Fun times.

Well I've had a few. The most recent one was getting my belly button ring caught while attempting to undress me lol

Needless to say it involved me jumping around in pain and ice cubes shortly after lol.

But that's a provider down situation lol

Then there was a regular of mine who slipped and fell getting out of the shower. I walked in. He was on the floor. I thought he was having a heartache. Till I saw the broken towel rack and that he was in between laughter and pain.

I was with Lanie Von one time and we were in a hotel that the headboard was one of those that was attached to the wall. We were doing it so hard that we pulled the headboard off the wall. We were not injured, but DANG!!!