Whats the Next "Rate Dat Ho"?

Let me make sure I have this straight...I've been Frozen alive chasing a little cocksucker through the bushes...



Tossed off a building by a fucking bat...



Had my brainpan fried by a pissed off frigid nurse because she wanted my Beeg Cawk to herself...



And I'm supposed to be concerned that a few eccie Hoogars are going to cut me off?!?!?



Son, I have spent my online life defending Mongers & Hoogars from undue extremes.

We live by a code, a code that we would die for...well...maybe prick a finger anyway...We won't lay down in supplication merely to appease a few Ho's.

WHO is going to defend that code? YOU Ron? YOU Sean?

Where I come from we use words like "On Time", "OPEC Value Proposition", "GFE", and "BBBJ".

I would just rather you enjoy my "Rate Dat Ho's" and just thank me and be on your way. 'Cause frankly Ron I don't give a shit.



I've been turned down exactly "0" times in my Hoogar Mongering days...I've had 2 respond to first contact and then crickets...I've been NCNS exactly ONCE...(wanna guess who)?

Many confuse the online persona with who I really am. The girls that know me...well...they know me! I'm only alone when I want to be. Originally Posted by Toyz

Classic! Love it! Thanks for playing.
Really Toyz, I zincerely love your reply. Love the attitude and expected nothing less from you.

Let me make sure I have this straight...I've been Frozen alive chasing a little cocksucker through the bushes...



Tossed off a building by a fucking bat...






Had my brainpan fried by a pissed off frigid nurse because she wanted my Beeg Cawk to herself...



And I'm supposed to be concerned that a few eccie Hoogars are going to cut me off?!?!?



Son, I have spent my online life defending Mongers & Hoogars from undue extremes.

We live by a code, a code that we would die for...well...maybe prick a finger anyway...We won't lay down in supplication merely to appease a few Ho's.

WHO is going to defend that code? YOU Ron? YOU Sean?

Where I come from we use words like "On Time", "OPEC Value Proposition", "GFE", and "BBBJ".

I would just rather you enjoy my "Rate Dat Ho's" and just thank me and be on your way. 'Cause frankly Ron I don't give a shit.



I've been turned down exactly "0" times in my Hoogar Mongering days...I've had 2 respond to first contact and then crickets...I've been NCNS exactly ONCE...(wanna guess who)?

Many confuse the online persona with who I really am. The girls that know me...well...they know me! I'm only alone when I want to be. Originally Posted by Toyz

Toyz,

Now that is some very funny material above and thanks for posting as you made my Saturday Morning--there are only a "Few Good Men" and you captured one of the best in a way that entertains and enlightens.

Cheers,
BB

Hey Toyz,

Really want to apologize for "calling you out" on this one. That really was not my intention. I should have made my comments in private. Did not mean to undermine you. In general, I find most of your posts entertaining, and mostly enjoy these threads. I even voted In this one before making my comments.

Oh, and please, in the future, avoid lumping me in with Mr. Rider. After all, he has an entire set of plate armor that I'm sure he spends 10 hours a day polishing, while I am stuck here in my hovel with only my leather jerkin and a pitch fork.

Hey Toyz,
Really want to apologize for "calling you out" on this one. Should have made my comments in private. Did not mean to under mine you. In general, I find most of your posts entertaining.
Oh, and please, in the future, avoid lumping me in with Mr. Rider. After all, he has an entire set of plate armor that I'm sure he spends 10 hours a day polishing, while I am stuck here in my hovel with only my leather jerkin and a pitch fork. Originally Posted by FoulRon

Ron! I wasn't off put at all. And the YOU Ron, YOU Sean was just part of the joke to play off the great Nicholson rant in "A Few Good Men"...

Thanks for the EXCELLENT set up to have some more fun and try to entertain the troops!

And I understand you were trying to say "HEY the girls are gonna get you". But, in truth, most of them get that I am having fun. The ones that don't get it, aren't ones I'll likely see anyway...so no harm-no foul.

tequilabesos I nominate Originally Posted by Goodoleboy31

tequilabesos is on my list i'm gonna deep greek her real soon

I've been NCNS exactly ONCE...(wanna guess who)? Originally Posted by Toyz

I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me!

...I've been NCNS exactly ONCE...(wanna guess who)? Originally Posted by Toyz

I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me! Originally Posted by onei

What the Beeeg Caaaawk getting the EFN treatment ...
unthinkable !!! Unheard of ....

What the Beeeg Caaaawk getting the EFN treatment ...
unthinkable !!! Unheard of .... Originally Posted by fun2come

Alas, twas back in the day when I was just an average run-of-the-mill Cawk. I had yet to be anointed by Mimi as "Sir Beeg Cawk"...

Definitely NOT who's the fugliest hoe...no need to remind ourselves of the nasty sea creatures that lurk these uncharted waters. I say focus on something that highlights a skills or talent. That way if it's something like who is the sloppiest gagger we can try out all the nominees ourselves regardless of who wins....

But then again, I'm not you.
I wasn't worried about self-esteem issues, more along the lines of future play-time. Even those not considered for option one might consider it just down-right mean and offer you a little cool-down period.
That's all, and based totally on my first impression of reading that line.
(Be sure you make it an anonymous poll) Originally Posted by FoulRon

Well..there go his chances with EFN.

Well..there go his chances with EFN. Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Been there, done that... She ain't bad, but not an ATF either.

Been there, done that... She ain't bad, but not an ATF either. Originally Posted by Toyz

I was married to BSC don't have an interest in pay for one by the hour.!!!!