Influx of horny women in Houston...

I'll tell you what happened to me a week ago...

I was at a big HEB grocery store.. I just picked up my cereals because the hotel don't have my favorite brand..
at the cashier I was behind a woman... she had only a good bottle of wine and some expensive cheese...
she was with an hat and a cape... from how she was dressed I guessed she was something like 40-50...

I just made a joke... "Wine and cheese, very nice for a great evening"
she turned and she was a _NICE_ girl like... 25ish.., very nice, blonde, cute, very upscale

she asked me if I like wine.. I told her I am italian.. we chatted for ..30-40 seconds...
she paid in cash, she turn to me and showing me the bottle of wine she said:

"wanna share??"

HOLY FUCK!!
the cashier face was like WTF!?!!!? I suppose mine was similar..
I mean I'm 45, I'm not ugly but she was a nice chick

i told her that I had a business dinner that I could not miss..
she said.. "well next time"...

the cashier looked at me like i was an idiot....
well.. I was an idiot... :-(

Way to go Ace

HOLY FUCK!!

the cashier looked at me like i was an idiot....
well.. I was an idiot... :-( Originally Posted by againa

You didn't even get the digits? You must not have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express. Gotta agree with the cashier...

I would have just bent her over in the parking lot and then off to the business dinner.....she was obviously begging for it anyway and I find myself becoming less and less patient as time goes by. Guess the hobby has spoiled me.....

I agree and I had the cereals..
A line like..

"Wanna share?"
"Yeah and I have the cereals for breakfast "

If she smiled would have been a 100% confirmed fuck..
But I was going to a business dinner with my manager and he was waiting outside on his car....

" hey boss... Don't mind about me... I just picked up a hot chick that I'm gona fuck tonight.. See you tomorrow at 8... No wait... 10... I have the cereals.....


I just miss the moment...
Shit

It happens at the least expected times and place, ..

....................... and often the most inconvenient.

It happens at the least expected times and place, ..

....................... and often the most inconvenient. Originally Posted by LexusLover

No doubt...

Weird.
Boss doesn't mind waiting in the car while you pick up your cereals?

"Hey boss, do you mind if we stop a minute at the HEB on the way to dinner? I have to buy my cereals."

Btw- what is a cereals?

Btw- what is a cereals? Originally Posted by Slitlikr

It's Italian for Lucky Charms.

Those of us who are old enough to remember, "the good old days", when people married right after high school, or college, and, if they were lucky, were grandparents in their forties or fifties, still value committed relationships. Younger generations have been sexualized by their culture, so that they have succumbed to the, "grass is greener" syndrome, and find it impossible to maintain lasting family bonds. While I certainly enjoy hobbying, it doesn't hold a candle to sex within a committed relationship.

LS

I don't have time for the games civilian girls play. I'd rather pay a provider and get to it. There's a guy in my office that has been chasing a civie chick for a month. I just want to tell him to hire a provider. The chick isn't even cute. He's such a sucker.

Those of us who are old enough to remember, "the good old days", when people married right after high school, or college, and, if they were lucky, were grandparents in their forties or fifties, still value committed relationships. Younger generations have been sexualized by their culture, so that they have succumbed to the, "grass is greener" syndrome, and find it impossible to maintain lasting family bonds. While I certainly enjoy hobbying, it doesn't hold a candle to sex within a committed relationship.

LS Originally Posted by LittleSpike

What the hell? I'm not so sure "The good old days"" were as wholesome as you remember. Try some hypnosis to get your reality back.

While I certainly enjoy hobbying, it doesn't hold a candle to sex within a committed relationship.

LS Originally Posted by LittleSpike

I agree. That's why I prefer to commit in 1-2 hour increments. Bng sessions are just too superficial for me.

While I certainly enjoy hobbying, it doesn't hold a candle to sex within a committed relationship.

LS Originally Posted by LittleSpike

Soooo... why Hobby...??

Soooo... why Hobby...?? Originally Posted by charcoal

Because screwing 25 yr olds beats the hell out of granny.