Meanwhile, Toyz Is Busy Scheduling His Next BCD...

Well, I am having fun when I am winning.
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  • Toyz
  • 12-07-2014, 08:21 PM
Well, I am having fun when I am winning. Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
Toyz...Gruß vom Krampus!
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Miss Valentina:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...294&highlight=

You are in TROUBLE now !!!
A Beeg Cawk from Toyz:
(rather limp and rubbery I'm afraid)
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  • Toyz
  • 12-07-2014, 10:47 PM
Miss Valentina:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...294&highlight=

You are in TROUBLE now !!! Originally Posted by fun2come
How do you figure? But I know how much you jump for joy and click your clogs together anytime someone has some fun with me...

I always have this vision of your getting all excited, holding your breath, putting on polka music & chanting "you're gonna get it now, you're gonna get it now"...

And if the dumb Ho knew how to boil a chicken, slice some celery & carrots she would know what to do with that anyway...
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How do you figure? But I know how much you jump for joy and click your clogs together anytime someone has some fun with me...

I always have this vision of your getting all excited, holding your breath, putting on polka music & chanting "you're gonna get it now, you're gonna get it now"...

And if the dumb Ho knew how to boil a chicken, slice some celery & carrots she would know what to do with that anyway... Originally Posted by Toyz
I figured because of this:

I would be wary poking fun at Toyz Mr. Shark.

The last hombre who did found himself shanghai'd to Romania and woke to find himself being sodomized by a syphilitic priest in a Bucharest dungeon.

Just passing along the info...
Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
So I cannot imagine what you'll do to a lovely who's poking FUN at you ....

We'll see soon enough

Or did we already?!?
And if the dumb Ho knew how to boil a chicken, slice some celery & carrots she would know what to do with that anyway... Originally Posted by Toyz
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  • Toyz
  • 12-07-2014, 11:18 PM
I figured because of this:



So I cannot imagine what you'll do to a lovely who's poking FUN at you ....

We'll see soon enough

Or did we already?!? Originally Posted by fun2come
The difference between you and her is she is smart, sexy & fun....you are fugly & reek of spaetzel...she gets some slack, you do not.

I know I get a kick out of knowing how much time I take up in your mind thinking about me, or how to gig me....its empowering!

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I know I get a kick out of knowing how much time I take up in your mind thinking about me, or how to gig me....its empowering!

Originally Posted by Toyz
YES, I totally "gig" you ...
Wooooo, boy! Another Cawk Fight.

And on MY thread!

I hope the Krampus flogs the both of you!

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  • Toyz
  • 12-08-2014, 09:23 AM
Wooooo, boy! Another Cawk Fight.

And on MY thread!

I hope the Krampus flogs the both of you!

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
Its not a fight!

Just another example of the two of you battling to see who can get my attention and a pat on your Nappy little head.

"Oooo ToYz! Look at me! No over here look at me! NO ME!"

Its fun to watch you both scramble to get your head pat! Its was that way when you were little and nothing's changed.
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I'll be the ungezogen kleine Krampus and I will gleefully smack each and every one of your impudent asses.

Bring it, baby!
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  • Toyz
  • 12-08-2014, 09:33 AM
I'll be the ungezogen kleine Krampus and I will gleefully smack each and every one of your impudent asses.

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
BACK in the Kitchen woman! When are you going to Cook that Chicken I tracked, shot, cleaned and provided?

That chicken salad sammich will not be fixin' itself.
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I'll be the ungezogen kleine Krampus and I will gleefully smack each and every one of your impudent asses.

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

IF I post that in the What's on your sexual bucket list?
will you do it ??
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BACK in the Kitchen woman! When are you going to Cook that Chicken I tracked, shot, cleaned and provided?

That chicken salad sammich will not be fixin' itself. Originally Posted by Toyz
Make your own damn sammich. I don't get out of bed for less than $500 (these horns don't pay for themselves) or at least the chance to welt some bums.