A Beeg Cawk from Toyz:
(rather limp and rubbery I'm afraid)
Miss Valentina:How do you figure? But I know how much you jump for joy and click your clogs together anytime someone has some fun with me...
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You are in TROUBLE now !!! Originally Posted by fun2come
How do you figure? But I know how much you jump for joy and click your clogs together anytime someone has some fun with me...I figured because of this:
I always have this vision of your getting all excited, holding your breath, putting on polka music & chanting "you're gonna get it now, you're gonna get it now"...
And if the dumb Ho knew how to boil a chicken, slice some celery & carrots she would know what to do with that anyway... Originally Posted by Toyz
I would be wary poking fun at Toyz Mr. Shark.So I cannot imagine what you'll do to a lovely who's poking FUN at you ....
The last hombre who did found himself shanghai'd to Romania and woke to find himself being sodomized by a syphilitic priest in a Bucharest dungeon.
Just passing along the info...
Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
And if the dumb Ho knew how to boil a chicken, slice some celery & carrots she would know what to do with that anyway... Originally Posted by Toyz
I figured because of this:The difference between you and her is she is smart, sexy & fun....you are fugly & reek of spaetzel...she gets some slack, you do not.
So I cannot imagine what you'll do to a lovely who's poking FUN at you ....
We'll see soon enough
Or did we already?!? Originally Posted by fun2come
Wooooo, boy! Another Cawk Fight.Its not a fight!
And on MY thread!
I hope the Krampus flogs the both of you!
Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
I'll be the ungezogen kleine Krampus and I will gleefully smack each and every one of your impudent asses.BACK in the Kitchen woman! When are you going to Cook that Chicken I tracked, shot, cleaned and provided?
Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
BACK in the Kitchen woman! When are you going to Cook that Chicken I tracked, shot, cleaned and provided?Make your own damn sammich. I don't get out of bed for less than $500 (these horns don't pay for themselves) or at least the chance to welt some bums.
That chicken salad sammich will not be fixin' itself. Originally Posted by Toyz