I believe if you have to drink and or do drugs to do this, you shouldn't be doing it. Everything in moderation. 
Originally Posted by Jane Doe
Do what? Fuck? Hell, no, I don't have to drink or do drugs to do that LOL. Sometimes I prefer to drink or do drugs to go a hoogaring!
Seriously though, I usually bring a nice bottle of chilled champagne along because hoogaring is thirsty work and juice of the grape really compliments the succulent taste of hoogar poonany. Most of my courtesans really appreciate it and I often leave a few glasses for them to enjoy later (with their manager, drive or girlfriend depending), though we have been known to knock the bottle off in post coital bliss. I've also gotten to be an expert on pairing wines with pussy primarily by age, tit size and hair color (tall big titted brunets deserve a cabernet, petite, tiny titted blonds a delicate champagne - call me ladies for your pairing....I don't charge much and give BFE with the wine for free
Oh Lord.
