Are You a Good Fuck?

Excellent thread Gemma, apologies for being late, unavoidably detained at practice.

I'm a good fuck, but an even better mindfuck. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Ahh, Marie, you are still the only other person on this board who understands why there's a castle on a black sand beach.

I must be... these young hotties keep calling me when they could have the young hot chick with the hot body.
I think confidence has a lot to do with it too! You go Gemma! Originally Posted by Holly Love

Yes Holly, 99% confidence.

I have been told to go and fuck myself so many times that I must be fantastic at it.






....... Right?

My level of bedroom skill is directly proportional to my level of compensation, dimished by the amount of black sand that is chafing my hooha.

I'm a good fuck, but an even better mindfuck. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

hell yeah you are!!

My level of bedroom skill is directly proportional to my level of compensation, dimished by the amount of black sand that is chafing my hooha. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Chafing of the vag is never good ..

I have been told to go and fuck myself so many times that I must be fantastic at it.






....... Right? Originally Posted by zeejoe

Cute.. lol

Do you think you're a good lay? I think I used to be a boring lay but hobby life and experience (hehe) has sure boosted my self confidence in knowing I am a good fuck now!! Some people have it and some don't. I have experienced some very good fuck sessions as well. I mean, a lot of you guys can really get down in the bedroom! Lol

I think I enjoy sex too much so I'm always ready to try some new things bcd to make it more sensual.

So, who knows that they are a good lay and do you think you were a bad lay before the hobby? Or...... Were you always a beast in the bedroom? Originally Posted by Gemma34

hmmmm before we go any further we should confirm this... we need a judge. I vote for myself lol come show me your moves gemma

Yes I am, but only for 15 seconds...

hmmmm before we go any further we should confirm this... we need a judge. I vote for myself lol come show me your moves gemma Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

You can't be a judge if you participate...someone has to watch and judge

Alright, I better volunteer for this duty. I'm better with my "hands on" but my observational skulls are excellent also.

You can't be a judge if you participate...someone has to watch and judge Originally Posted by bluegrana

You can't be a judge if you participate...someone has to watch and judge Originally Posted by bluegrana

Ladies when you are ready pm a time and place. I'll bring refreshments. I'll be judge, someone else can MC I shall be busy.

I'm a lousy lay. But the good news is that it is over fairly quickly.

In reality, although not conducive to the hobby life, I'm a better lover than a fucker.

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but TOOT TOOT!!!

woohoooo Emmie--I would so luv to toot your horn!!

You can't be a judge if you participate...someone has to watch and judge Originally Posted by bluegrana

I tried that once. I told a couple that I wanted to watch; so they gave me a watch.


(An adult Christmas joke.)

JR