Providers offering Hanukkah specials!

Ummm I'm thinking there's no room for a butt plug with his head in the way.

Happy Hanukkah....

Okay, fine. No steak or potatoes, butt you can get him drunk on cheap red, and give him a big Texas welcum, a la reverse ass-reaping, Bonn11-style. And just to be PC, make it Kosher wine, and prep his ass with a dreidel-shaped butt plug. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

She's right about no steak or potatoes I have to keep my weight under 110 pounds or I'm outta business. Wine is for yuppie snobs and I got a tailbone injury a few days ago at work so nobody better even think about my ass much less reaping it.

What ya say Chincho?? Originally Posted by Anna Star

Can't lie I'd fuck you, but there's enough free pussy I don't pay unless she has a perfect body.

You sound like a fun fuck tho I gotta admit!

No. No specials. No discounts.

We've told jew and told jew like six million times. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

At 35 your past your prime but 10 years ago I would have rented you.

Fucking brilliant!

Chunko, just sit back and let Marie take a little off the top.
She's not so old that she shakes.

Or better yet, let die Dame Mayfair show you where she bakes. Originally Posted by rockerrick

What is it with you and older women?

So are you trying to score a discount on each day that you light a candle on the Menorah?

No. No specials. No discounts.

We've told jew and told jew like six million times. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Seig heil!

She's right about no steak or potatoes I have to keep my weight under 110 pounds or I'm outta business. Wine is for yuppie snobs and I got a tailbone injury a few days ago at work so nobody better even think about my ass much less reaping it. Originally Posted by Chincho

I'd call you a pussy, but that would be an insult to boardman.

^ awe your just jealous of me, try to quit grazing on tacos and tamales. Your gonna end up just as wide as you are tall.

WOW! Here I thought asking for Black Friday blow out sales was wrong ! Ha!

What is it with you and older women? Originally Posted by Chincho

Well I'm not a troll that hasn't met either one of them.
So I can tell you from experience that they are both very attractive.
But I see all types, maybe you're pimping better Chunko?
If so put up or shut up heh?

I'd call you a pussy, but that would be an insult to boardman. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Go ahead...I'm used to the insults.

Can't lie I'd fuck you, but there's enough free pussy I don't pay unless she has a perfect body.

You sound like a fun fuck tho I gotta admit! Originally Posted by Chincho

Hey, I been saving up, I thought you weren't gonna charge me

^^^^

That ... Is too easy....