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"Like, I really love my S.O. for ever and ever guys, she was made for me and I for her, but I still want to swish my peen in Austin's finest slopabottomus!"

Bow down to this he-god who's like "fuck it, I'm taking ALLLLL the pussy!" Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

+1.

I tried to write something to that effect a few days ago but it came across as too judgmental no matter how I phrased it so I just deleted the post.

What you have is true talent my dear. If ever you get bored with hobbying you wouldn't miss a beat making a great living using using your less physical assets.

God if I'm not careful I'm going to turn into one of those fucking annoying WKs. Damn you to hell with all your brain power lol

To throw more wood in Miss V's burnin' fire....

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as you finish nuttin' in a few more, can't miss strange."



...and you boys wonder why we're so damn jaded. Ahem.

I tried to write something to that effect a few days ago but it came across as too judgmental no matter how I phrased it so I just deleted the post. Originally Posted by Windinhishair

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as you finish nuttin' in a few more, can't miss strange." Originally Posted by JennsLolli

To throw more wood in Miss V's burnin' fire....

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as you finish nuttin' in a few more, can't miss strange."



...and you boys wonder why we're so damn jaded. Ahem. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! The LOL'S!!!!

+1.

I tried to write something to that effect a few days ago but it came across as too judgmental no matter how I phrased it so I just deleted the post.

What you have is true talent my dear. If ever you get bored with hobbying you wouldn't miss a beat making a great living using using your less physical assets.

God if I'm not careful I'm going to turn into one of those fucking annoying WKs. Damn you to hell with all your brain power lol Originally Posted by Windinhishair

As usual, you are ever so generous with your praise and I am consequently grateful.

My mama always told me, "If you're going to tell people the truth, you better find a way to be funny or they will lynch you." Truer words were never spoken and I often find I'm arabesquing away from the gallows whist the throngs are calling for my head.

I was also told "When writing, never fear being exiled from your tribe". That's why I keep my hoe-bo sack packed and at the ready.

Originally Posted by Centaur

You're KILLING me! So perfect!!! I'm printing these out and hanging them on my wall.

To throw more wood in Miss V's burnin' fire....

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as you finish nuttin' in a few more, can't miss strange."

...and you boys wonder why we're so damn jaded. Ahem. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Isn't that what the developmental psychologists call parallel play?

To throw more wood in Miss V's burnin' fire....

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as you finish nuttin' in a few more, can't miss strange."



...and you boys wonder why we're so damn jaded. Ahem. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

This. This is perfect.