Does ANYONE here have a sense of humor anymore?

Maybe joke reviews should be put in the sandbox section. Guys pay for premium access to determine who they want to see. There are already so many fake reviews that guys must weed through.

Hilarious! Yeah, DalTex needs to lighten up. Unless of course I can put a lump of coal up his butt and five minutes later have him squeeze out a diamond for Lauren. Why the details anyway? To whack off to the pictures of providers while reading the details?

I have idea - women of the world unite! Increase your rates to $300 per hour fixed! No more specials, no half hour wham bam thank you mam deals. Laborious screening processes. First meeting in a public place so the provider can decide if she wants to get boned by your fat, smelly, pencil dick self. That way all the guys who think it is great to get laid for $70 can go start their own board.

Oh, for the record. My member is raw after what Lauren did to me. Had to cancel an appointment to heal. Originally Posted by norseman

You are a great example of all that is wrong with eccie. Rude. Unproked attacks on other members. Etc. Insulting others is not funny.

I can understand the mods wanting this to be the easiest site to gather information from, but it could stand to have a little more hilarity. The main reason I like this board is the ratio of rude people to nice people is such that it is a genuinely nice place to chat and come to without being denegrated for ones opinions.

Damn, and I have all the things listed in Lauren's original post.

I have a sense of humor and am willing to show it, everytime my pants hit the floor!

PPE

The older I get, the more I have to be "brain-fucked" first, before I get down to the physical stuff. If your wit is bigger than your tits I'm interested. Oh, and I like big tits.

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I love Laurens Wit (and tits)

Spikebaby doesn't post much but every once in a while someone throws a sweet nugget out there that hits home.... It's about having fun!!!
Once you figure that out......the ride is so much more smooth!!!!!!!

Baby Jesus Rocks!

Spikebaby

Lauren, Ironic how I have started to write a post and the song that starts playing on my iPod is Lunatic Fringe by Red Ryder. Point being is we/I have chosen to be part of the fringe and all of us need to step back acknowledge it and laugh.

IMO writing a review should be done with some flair, humor, and reading between the lines, which I am very poor at doing all 3. One time for the hell of it I did a review incorporating titles to Van Halen songs. Either people did not get it (to young to know who Van Halen is) or criticized for not providing detailed enough exploits (ok next time I will let you know what she said to me as she enjoyed my hairy balls).

Again, thank you for reminding me and hopefully others that we need to have fun first, not take ourselves seriously, and do it For the Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

she said maybe we will get together sometime...

Humor on a SHMB? Cannot be done, it thinck its rule #174 article 5 subsection 67.

first of all, i think i get why you titled it the way you did and am ok with it. however, to get people to side with you instead of questioning or debating your question, you might have titled it "who's going to join me in having a sense of humor?"

[kind of like using "if you cant reach an operator, call us back so we can take your order" instead of "operators are standing by to take your call." think of the image each suggests]

now, to your post.....
i'm so glad you made that post. it's not something i had thought about. you put forth an excellent argument and made very good points [the parts i bolded]. i agree wholeheartedly with you on this topic!!!

even tho' various psychological, interpersonal, and personality tests tag me as normal or amiable or organized, i view myself as very different from most of the people i know in my life, family, job, clubs, etc. and not just different in ethnic heritage, profession, political viewpoints, etc.

but also different in the things i do, places i go, movies i see, ideas i have about the world, types of foods i like, and the women i like to play and have fun with.

so, maybe like you, lauren, i didnt come to this very different sub-culture to get bashed or judged or dumped on cos i do things differently from them - women i visit, opinions i have about some women or men or viewpoints put forth. [ok, maybe you all will judge and like that i will soon reduce the frequency of my posting. see? something different :^].

even tho' i'm pretty self-reliant, of strong personality and mind, and let a lot of shit just fly past me, it still stings when i read less than deliteful things about me [like in signature lines]. i may think about what they said and may say "self, you might consider a change." but it's no big deal, since all this sub-culture and the interactions that go on here dont amount to a hill of beans in the bigger picture of our city, state, nation, and planet. unless someone's health, safety and/or security are at stake.

judge not lest ye be judged [and dont fucking give me a hard time for quoting jesus on a escort exchange board, like someone did the other day!!!]

breathe, pmd, focus, and relax....
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ooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm! Originally Posted by pmdelites

I think you answered her question. LOL

yea

I would like to offer up a Thank You to all who have offered their personal views on this thread and also a Thank You to all who have emailed and pm'd me with your agreements.

AND I got Spikebaby to post. Double Bonus Round. And SB, just wait till you roll around nekkid on Santas' face. Gives an entire new meaning to HO HO HO.

I think the OP needs to lighten up. Just because the review got flagged for not having the proper details is no reason to put up a thread like this that distracts us from our serious and important research. I find it very inconsider.... Ohh, I get it. Humor!

Just kidding. I really don't get it.

And now for something completely different.

The Larch!

Great thread. I myself am glad to see a positive around here.

As far as a sense of humor. I have to have one to put up with myself. I had a provider ask me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. I screwed her 6 times and hit her over the head.She said job well done.

I look funny.....that's gotta help!