This is to announce that Lexi/SL will be sending "I'm Sorry" gift baskets next week to everyone who feels slighted. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Lexi/SL gift baskets are perishable & should be refrigerated immediately. Lexi/SL gift baskets are not negotiable for any debts, foreign or domestic. Lexi/SL gift baskets should not be played with by anyone under 21.
If you have NOT gotten your Lexi/SL gift basket by the end of February...well, I guess you are just double fucked...