To-Don'ts

Ditto jack!
I try to make good times in ANY situation!!

Communication and attitude are job #1

Hello everyone!
So, we always discuss the proper etiquette of a smooth date. Well, let's talk about the To-Don'ts! What are some of the things that should not be done or that really kill the mood during a date?

1) please don't assume that I throw my used wash cloths in a pile on my bathroom floor, just because the last 12 hookers you've seen did.

2) Don't pretend you don't know how much my donation is. Isn't that the first thing most people look for??..

Any others??... Lol Originally Posted by Gemma34

Don'r ask is that hard then giggle. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Don't assume I am looking to meet some hot lady wearing sweat pants, t-shirt, ratty hair, no make up, stinky p.......you get the idea.

Don't assume I like hairy legs, I do not like hairy legs. To be clear I like recently shaven sexy smooth legs.. However I do not mind a hairy bush, I can work with that although it has been a long time as it is hard to find a good bush these days. Originally Posted by SixShot

Don't assume that it's ok to stop and take a crap before you arrive at my incall or at my incall, and then not re-shower (with soap).

Please, please, please do not gossip or talk about other providers.

Don't assume that because your wife does not like DATY or can not achieve a super BIG O from DATY, I can't.

Don't assume that, because the last girl did not keep sucking and licking after you came, that I won't. Originally Posted by Holly Love

DO NOT assume I like my titties slapped...unless you are "already" my hobby hubby {lol}


DO NOT leave your gum in...I appreciate the nice breath....but when you go eat Miss kitty,she will "catch fire" {I am sensative to that kinda stuff}



DO NOT leave your glasses on during our playtime...unless you wanna be buying new glasses.....I like to move around and get wild in bed! LOL Originally Posted by DallasRain

Hi y'all my new handle is " Faux pous"!
I think I've made all those mistakes before.
So, please forgive me if I don't know what to do....
Can I over compansate by being nice? Probably not..
I need some help ladies whenever we can work something out?
I need me some teachings..ladies..?

Don't cancel the date....

I understand that from time to time things come up that are way more important than our scheduled appointment. I get that.

But if you cancel more appointments than you keep then there is an issue and us mongers will start to compare notes.

Us mongers have a limited amount of time to play in the hobby, that is the reason many of us play in this hobby and do not participate in conventional dating.

Don't cancel the date....

I understand that from time to time things come up that are way more important than our scheduled appointment. I get that.

But if you cancel more appointments than you keep then there is an issue and us mongers will start to compare notes.

Us mongers have a limited amount of time to play in the hobby, that is the reason many of us play in this hobby and do not participate in conventional dating. Originally Posted by SixShot

Oh hell don't even get me started on that! That REALLY pisses me off and is very disrespectful. It is no wonder most providers don't have a real job. Mostly because they can't keep an appointment. What I really like is where there is communication up till about 20 minuets before the appointment and then it stops. SMH

DON'T place an add then not check your PMs. Especially if you request to be contacted through a PM before our date.

Also, it would be nice if your boyfriend, handler (whatever you want to call him) is non existent when we come see you.

Ohh, I sense some emotions coming out in this thread.

Don't expect me to be a f'n pornstar. Because I'm not lol. I'm more of a sensual lover, the other woman...your midday getaway, if you will.

Ohh, I sense some emotions coming out in this thread.

Don't expect me to be a f'n pornstar. Because I'm not lol. I'm more of a sensual lover, the other woman...your midday getaway, if you will. Originally Posted by Gemma34

You know us boy's are emotional creatures.

You know us boy's are emotional creatures. Originally Posted by SixShot

I see.. lol

Don't expect me to be a f'n pornstar. Because I'm not lol. I'm more of a sensual lover, the other woman...your midday getaway, if you will. Originally Posted by Gemma34

Uh, Okay. Where did that come from & what does that have to do with anything? LOL

Uh, Okay. Where did that come from & what does that have to do with anything? LOL Originally Posted by Ictpssylvr

It has everything to do with anything. Where do your comments come from pssy?

Hi y'all my new handle is " Faux pous"!
I think I've made all those mistakes before.
So, please forgive me if I don't know what to do....
Can I over compansate by being nice? Probably not..
I need some help ladies whenever we can work something out?
I need me some teachings..ladies..? Originally Posted by thebuffmantraples

Well now you know, and you can do better, silly. I'll have to give you a big spanking, and some extra teachings.

Well now you know, and you can do better, silly. I'll have to give you a big spanking, and some extra teachings. Originally Posted by Holly Love

Im shy but You know I'm ready.

Don't cancel the date....

I understand that from time to time things come up that are way more important than our scheduled appointment. I get that.

But if you cancel more appointments than you keep then there is an issue and us mongers will start to compare notes.

Us mongers have a limited amount of time to play in the hobby, that is the reason many of us play in this hobby and do not participate in conventional dating. Originally Posted by SixShot

Well, I am certain you are speaking of me (thanks to your pms) and honestly....I have cxed on you twice. Big. fuckin. deal. I should have never scheduled an engagement with you honestly, although it sure comes in handy to know what I know now. I personally have no interest in seeing guys who want to spend 59.7 minutes sweating, stanking up my room and attempting to grudge fuck my delicate cat because you are lit the fuck up. You don't own me. I am at liberty to refuse service to anyone. So much for that special, I shoulda charged your bedlamite ass full price.

Oh hell don't even get me started on that! That REALLY pisses me off and is very disrespectful. It is no wonder most providers don't have a real job. Mostly because they can't keep an appointment.... SMH Originally Posted by Ictpssylvr

How the fuck do you know if most of us have REAL jobs or not?? Candidly, I find it quite humorous to hear a repugnant john, such as yourself, slander the work ethics and/or morals of women... Because dealing with quintessential assholes like you isn't easy, in fact, IT IS taxing!

BTW: My dentist rescheduled my appointment today, should he, too, fall into this category??

Also, it would be nice if your boyfriend, handler (whatever you want to call him) is non existent when we come see you. Originally Posted by Ictpssylvr

Oh Hey Helicopter... So happy that you've graced us with the typical 'her bf is a pimp' gibberish today. How about you quit assuming every hookers' SO is a fuckin pimp? I don't assume your momma is a fuckin raunchy cunt...Or that you have the mouth rot... Or an invisible pecker... Or.... well, you get the picture. FYI, I AM MY OWN PIMP. ijs...

Shots fired

Wow Gemma, you're on a roll. You go girl.