Hygiene fee?

lovesallsex's Avatar
Sounds poorly thought out. "Hygiene fee" could be interpreted a number of ways.

1. Manscaping service
2. Penalty for showing up less than squeaky clean (this was the first possibility that crossed my mind)
3. Fee for taking a shower upon arrival
4. Added fee to cover the cost of hygiene items - condoms, lube, whatever

Whoever put that in their add, showcase, or website would be well advised to clarify what is intended. Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh
My first reaction was No. 2 as well. Maybe it's not a bad idea to use a financial surcharge to educate the hillbilly pigpens about the common courtesy of showering.
My first reaction was No. 2 as well. Maybe it's not a bad idea to use a financial surcharge to educate the hillbilly pigpens about the common courtesy of showering. Originally Posted by lovesallsex
The question then is... if the guy really is a hillbilly pigpen, is just a shower really gonna help???
My first reaction was No. 2 as well. Maybe it's not a bad idea to use a financial surcharge to educate the hillbilly pigpens about the common courtesy of showering. Originally Posted by lovesallsex
The question then is... if the guy really is a hillbilly pigpen, is just a shower really gonna help??? Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs
Lol! It's actually not a bad idea. Although ALL of my friends are squeaky clean! They just have filthy minds. But we are all perverts so what do I care?...
woody4eroticfun's Avatar
Lol! It's actually not a bad idea. Although ALL of my friends are squeaky clean! They just have filthy minds. But we are all perverts so what do I care?... Originally Posted by Gemma34
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.....
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste..... Originally Posted by woody4eroticfun
I totally agree with you! Lol
lovesallsex's Avatar
The question then is... if the guy really is a hillbilly pigpen, is just a shower really gonna help??? Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs
Ha ha. True. Might have to use the high pressure wash at the Flying J. LOL.
lovesallsex's Avatar
Lol! It's actually not a bad idea. Although ALL of my friends are squeaky clean! They just have filthy minds. But we are all perverts so what do I care?... Originally Posted by Gemma34
Gemma, you are probably responsible for making some dirty minds even dirtier. LOL.
ElumEno's Avatar
I just have to wonder how much of a hygiene fee would be for taking a dump at a girls incall?
Or how much the fee is for the guy that wipes his ass on the white bed spread and leaves the track marks.
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I just have to wonder how much of a hygiene fee would be for taking a dump at a girls incall?
Or how much the fee is for the guy that wipes his ass on the white bed spread and leaves the track marks. Originally Posted by ElumEno
It earned both of those gentlemen a "no return visit, no, no, not now, not ever!"
True story!