EFN, Tequilabecos69 and FrankieMoore BAT SHIT CRAZY hot line and hobbyist outreach.

Operators are standing by.....

Just put your hands on your monitor and you'll feel the warmth of our sincerity.

A grudge ....

I don't think that's what it is....

More like SL being bored out of his dick, not that little SL hasn't been kept busy (THX for the reviews SL, extremely helpful as always)

But, I think it's really that apparently the BAT SHIT CRAZIES aren't BAT SHIT Crazy enough to participate in being BAT SHIT CRAZY, and that drives SL BAT SHIT Crazy, No?

Just a guess....

A grudge ....

I don't think that's what it is....

More like SL being bored out of his dick, not that little SL hasn't been kept busy (THX for the reviews SL, extremely helpful as always)

But, I think it's really that apparently the BAT SHIT CRAZIES aren't BAT SHIT Crazy enough to participate in being BAT SHIT CRAZY, and that drives SL BAT SHIT Crazy, No?

Just a guess.... Originally Posted by fun2come

I thinck you nailed it!

I thinck you nailed it! Originally Posted by Still Looking

You should go Car Shopping...... Take Bob.....

Find something with a big trunk.....

You should go Car Shopping...... Take Bob.....

Find something with a big trunk..... Originally Posted by Whispers

I know what you want Boss.... I'm on it!

Mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line
When I dial EFN's number, I get a click every time

Mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line
When I dial EFN's number, I get a click every time

Originally Posted by Hobart420

I go straight to voice mail, it say's that if she can't answer the call she is on the other line getting counseling from an intervention helpline. WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK SHE WILL CALL NEXT?

I so wish Tequilabesos did outcalls to South Austin. Damn she is hot!

I so wish Tequilabesos did outcalls to South Austin. Damn she is hot! Originally Posted by Little Monster

She is in South Austin / San Marcos..... NO? Surely she would go out of her way to see a hobbyist of your caliber..... NO?

Not to worry guys I hired a new girl to answer the phones...

Originally Posted by Hobart420

BatShit Crazy (501C tax loophole) hotline. Phone counselors guide book page 1.



Remember always answer the phone this way: "Thank you for calling the BatShit crazy hotline where you know you cum first unless we beat you to it. How may I service you today?"


" this section under development"


Always, and I do mean always end your call with our motto so it will burn an image into their brain: "We don't want to just fuck you, we want to help" if they hang up you can call them a "BatShit Crazy __________ (your choice of appropriate noun) .



I think "The Service" needs a new telephone number 1-800 BATSHIT (228-7447) and 1-800 BSC-RAZY (272-7299) both have a certain appeal. We have to settle on a good one before we start soliciting corporate partners. I have at least a dozen pharmaceutical companies who are chomping at the bit so to say, Most that will pay big bucks (donations in their business is the same as in the hobby) for an inside glimpse of advanced BSC disorder. They all said their wives/SO are afflicted but I beg to differ.

I told them:

You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet


Next time I will ask for the donation, this was friendly M+G.

She is in South Austin / San Marcos..... NO? Surely she would go out of her way to see a hobbyist of your caliber..... NO?

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Not sure, I've never seen her advertise Outcalls in her ads and her SC doesn't say anything. Guess it wouldn't hurt to ask...