Hobbying 101, lesson 12: What does it mean when she doesn't return my PMs, emails, texts, or calls?

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She's just playing hard to get. What she's waiting for is for you to stop drinking the milk and buy the cow. As the song goes "Put a ring on it"

Show up unannounced at her incall, get down on one knee outside the door (Cause the trick inside might get pissed), sing her a ballad with a Mariachi band (With horrible trumpet player) backing you up and propose with a diamond or at least a good look alike.
If she doesn't open the door it's because she doesn't want you to see her tears of joy.

Haven't you seen pretty woman dammit? This is what all providers want!

No more PM's, emails, text's, returned calls or smoke signals till you finally get serious. It's your fault for giving her the best pipe laying she's ever had. Originally Posted by Windinhishair


Yeah! What he said!
I got the gist of your post, Z. With me it's, "Three Strikes and You're out." Meaning I move on after no responses.

BUT....

Can the same thing be said to the ladies who pester the guys with texts, PMs, phone calls, e-mails, at.SOCIALS, constantly asking, "When are you going to see me (again)?"
I got the gist of your post, Z. With me it's, "Three Strikes and You're out." Meaning I move on after no responses.

BUT....

Can the same thing be said to the ladies who pester the guys with texts, PMs, phone calls, e-mails, at.SOCIALS, constantly asking, "When are you going to see me (again)?"
Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
Girls really do that? SMH. That's rude, IMO.

@ RR you know my number, Boo. 867-5309. I'm your bottom bitch. You know I'm down for my pimp daddy. Lol.
Man I call that all the time and some bitch named Jenny keeps saying there's no Jane here?

But she did ask If I was looking for a good time
Review to come?
Okay. Enough fuggin' around. Ztonk ' s gonna get me for hijacking.

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Z, Thank You. Finally I get it ... hard to swallow ...

BUT I will stop molesting you with PMs, emails, texts, and calls !
I knew it was him
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RR, C'mon man, pocket Mod, how can you NOT be in LOVE ???
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  • 01-31-2015, 07:56 PM
Can the same thing be said to the ladies who pester the guys with texts, PMs, phone calls, e-mails, at.SOCIALS, constantly asking, "When are you going to see me (again)?" Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
Damn, is Aphrodite doing that to you, too?

z
Eh...I'm not sure that it's as cut and dry as this. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not always stellar at TCB. I'm usually pretty good, but not always. If I trusted someone enough to be my booking agent/screener and that was the industry norm, I'd totally be down. I don't think my B/B- TCB is a matter of my lacking work-ethic, manners, smarts, or organizational skills, because I have those things. Instead, I recognize that this job is uniquely draining. Because it is so easy to put down and pick back up, I often act in ways that maintain my sanity and decrease the chance of major hooker burn-out. Legit...every once in awhile I get the feeling to punch the next dick I see. I know I'm not the only provider who feels this way. I know to put the Jenns hat back on the hook those days and avoid PMs and emails; however, I will glance at inboxes for reference requests and get back to the ladies. When it comes down to it, I'd rather be a sane and happy hooker that can take pride in solid BCD than a burnt out one who can take pride in perfect TCB. I don't treat this job as I'd treat another job because quite frankly, it's not a normal job.

Thaaaaaat being said, it's totally possible that I've unintentially blown off someone more than once. I don't think that I have, but it's possible. I also disappeared for a few months at the tail end of last year, turning down multiple appointment requests from the same people that I would love to hear from now that I'm back. I rarely have to cancel and haven't done a NCNS, so at least I have that going for me.
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Damn, is Aphrodite doing that to you, too?

z Originally Posted by ztonk

hmmmmm..... I never hear from her....... It's probably that BFE thing......
She's just playing hard to get. What she's waiting for is for you to stop drinking the milk and buy the cow. As the song goes "Put a ring on it"

Show up unannounced at her incall, get down on one knee outside the door (Cause the trick inside might get pissed), sing her a ballad with a Mariachi band (With horrible trumpet player) backing you up and propose with a diamond or at least a good look alike.
If she doesn't open the door it's because she doesn't want you to see her tears of joy.

Haven't you seen pretty woman dammit? This is what all providers want!

No more PM's, emails, text's, returned calls or smoke signals till you finally get serious. It's your fault for giving her the best pipe laying she's ever had. Originally Posted by Windinhishair


This song pretty much sums up this whole thread
Actually it just reminds me of ECCIE in general. So give rap a try at least this once. I mean it's February damn it.


"International Player's Anthem (I Choose You)"
(feat. Outkast)

[Andre 3000 with chorus in back saying "I choose you babe!"]

So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see
Sayin that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be
And I apologize if this message gets you down
Then I CC'd every girl that I'd see see round town and
I hate to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smiling
Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no island
Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy
Give up all this pussy cat thats in my lap no lookin back
Spaceships dont come equipped with rearview mirrors
They dip as quick as they can
The atmosphere is now ripped
Im so like a Pip, Im glad its night
So the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum
When I shoot the moon high, jump the broom
Like a premie out the womb
My partner yellin "Too soon! Dont do it! Reconsider!
Read some litera - ture on the subject
You sure? Fuck it
You know we got your back like chiroprac - tic
If that bitch do you dirty
we'll wipe her ass out as in detergent
Now hurry hurry, go on to the altar
I know you aint a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya
Keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart
Aye, keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart
Man, these girls is smart, 3 stacks, these girls is smart
Play your part
Play your part"

[Pimp C:]
Sweet jones
My bitch a choosey lover, never fuck without a rubber
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a compressor
Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser
trash like the fuck for 40 dollars in the club
fucking up the game, bitch you gets no love
She be cross country givin all that she got
A thousand a pop, Im pullin Bentleys off the lot
I smashed up the grey one, bought me a red
Every time we hit the parking lot we turn heads
Some hoes wanna choose but them bitches too scary
Your bitch chose me, you aint a pimp you a fairy

[Chorus:]
Ooooooohhh Ooooooohhh
I choose you girl

[Bun B:]
Baby you been rollin solo, time to get down with the team
Because its greener on that other side if you know what I mean
I'll show you shit you've never seen
The 7 wonders of the world
And I can make you the 8th if you wanna be my girl
When I say my girl I don't mean my woman, that aint my style
Need a real streets stalker to walk a green mile
We burnin up the paper on the dining room table
Cause you able to realize I'm the truth and not a fable
We rockin precious sable, keep that chilla on the rack
What I look like with some thousand dollar shit up on my back
Im a million dollar mack, need a billion dollar bitch
Put my pimpin in your life, watch your daddy get rich
Easy as A B C, simple as 1 2 3
Get down with UGK, Pimp C, B U N B
Cause whats a hoe with no pimp, and whats a pimp with no hoes
Dont be a lame, you know the game and how it goes
We tryin to get jones

[Chorus:]
OOOooooohhh Ooooooohhh
I choose you girl

[Big Boi:]
Eni mini decisions with precision I pick
Or make my selection on who I choose to be with
Girl dont touch my protection, I know you want it to slip
But slippin is something I dont do, tippin for life? (Mmm mmm!)
Thats like makin it rain
Every month on schedule (mmmHhmm!) Let me tell you
Get your parasol umbrella cause its gonna get wetter
Better prepare you for the C support
She supposed to spend it on that baby but we see she dont
[Chopped & Screwed]
Ask ask Paul McCartney the lawyers gettin sloppy
Slaughter slaughter of them pockets, had to tie her to a rocket
Send her into outer space, I know he wish he could
Cause he payin 20K a day, that bitch is eating good
Like an infant on a double D tity is getting plump
Cause he miscalculated the next to the last bump
[Chopped & Screwed]
Dump dump in the gut, walk from the giddy up
Better chose the right one or pick pick the kitties up



I got the gist of your post, Z. With me it's, "Three Strikes and You're out." Meaning I move on after no responses.

BUT....

Can the same thing be said to the ladies who pester the guys with texts, PMs, phone calls, e-mails, at.SOCIALS, constantly asking, "When are you going to see me (again)?"
Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
3 chances seems good. If I feel the urge to be persistent in the pursuit of connecting with someone (I'm talking civi life) that's my # too.

Girls really do that? SMH. That's rude, IMO.

@ RR you know my number, Boo. 867-5309. I'm your bottom bitch. You know I'm down for my pimp daddy. Lol. Originally Posted by Jane Doe
Only on Tuesdays (saw your chola pic TTF!) though right?

Man I call that all the time and some bitch named Jenny keeps saying there's no Jane here?

But she did ask If I was looking for a good time Originally Posted by rockerrick
Stealn' your dick!

Eh...I'm not sure that it's as cut and dry as this. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not always stellar at TCB. I'm usually pretty good, but not always. If I trusted someone enough to be my booking agent/screener and that was the industry norm, I'd totally be down. I don't think my B/B- TCB is a matter of my lacking work-ethic, manners, smarts, or organizational skills, because I have those things. Instead, I recognize that this job is uniquely draining. Because it is so easy to put down and pick back up, I often act in ways that maintain my sanity and decrease the chance of major hooker burn-out. Legit...every once in awhile I get the feeling to punch the next dick I see. I know I'm not the only provider who feels this way. I know to put the Jenns hat back on the hook those days and avoid PMs and emails; however, I will glance at inboxes for reference requests and get back to the ladies. When it comes down to it, I'd rather be a sane and happy hooker that can take pride in solid BCD than a burnt out one who can take pride in perfect TCB. I don't treat this job as I'd treat another job because quite frankly, it's not a normal job.

Thaaaaaat being said, it's totally possible that I've unintentially blown off someone more than once. I don't think that I have, but it's possible. I also disappeared for a few months at the tail end of last year, turning down multiple appointment requests from the same people that I would love to hear from now that I'm back. I rarely have to cancel and haven't done a NCNS, so at least I have that going for me. Originally Posted by JennsLolli
It was painful to agree while reading some of those things; TRUTH!
What you said makes me want to compare this affect to what teachers go through. Teachers also get super drained (probably want to punch a student at some points in their career), and need to recoup.

So wait, if the teachers are taking care of all those kids all day, and providers are taking care of the men, and the men are taking care of the bills.

WTF ARE THE WIVES DOING???!?!??!!!!!

I'm reconsidering this whole not wanting to get married thing.
FOR REAL!

Wow, I just had an epiphany.
Thanks all.

I really do like this cra' cra' bunch.

XO
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This song pretty much sums up this whole thread
Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin


This video pretty much sums up Rap Music!


This video pretty much sums up Rap Music! Originally Posted by Still Looking
LMAO! That guy sounds like my dad.

OMG I've watched it 3 times now. @.10 (laughing so hard, took me 10 tries to even figure that out b/c I couldn't see the mouse from uncontrollably closing my eyes laughing. It was like I was tickling myself. "oobity ahbity..."