How to Be an Escort's Favorite Client

This is pandering to hookers. It is lost on me. Originally Posted by Texas1

He's just demonstrating again why he thincks he's a morally superior trick...

FML

That presentation would benefit from some musical accompaniment. How about some Kenny G, or Air Supply?

That presentation would benefit from some musical accompaniment. How about some Kenny G, or Air Supply? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

haha. right. or maybe the theme song from barney the dinosaur. "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..."

In a purple sports blazer...

Haterade so early in the morning AND Always Predictable.... Cool! We're still missing some though...

Most of those are spot on, but a couple of them would be wrong or unnecessary for me.

Number 4, for example. If it's a sting, and you've shown up, you're already busted. You don't actually have to do anything at that point to get arrested. Anything after you show up with money on you is just icing on the cake. They already have you. Personally, I don't mind at all discussing activities. I've already screened you well enough to feel comfortable that I'm safe. I'd hope you'd have done the same. Don't avoid BP girls and still act like a BP client.

Also, number 5. I don't care what you call it, or where you put it, just make sure I know it's been settled. You can hand it to me, set it somewhere, it's all the same. You can put it in an envelope, gift bag, card, wrapped in a ribbon, or just in all its naked glory. I'm not weird about the money. I find it strange that people playing at this level are. If it kills the illusion for you then just set it down somewhere. But don't stress about being all cloak and dagger about it.


The rest of them are fine and dandy. Just those two have always kind of confused me as to why people would be so weird about things. If it's trying to avoid cops... none of that will help you. It's about as effective as those disclaimers ladies put in their ads. If it's to assist the illusion... I guess that's a personal thing, but I'd hope your bubble wouldn't burst quite that easily.

The presentation omitted Zanzi's favorite hooktard-ingratiating technique:

There aren't enough face palm memes to cover all the stupid Zanzi has posted in this thread.

What next, Zanzi?

Please tell me you serenade the hookers before you give them your money to fuck them. Originally Posted by boardman

Actually yes. I've sang to a couple of the ladies. I think i actually started the trend here for awhile. I can hit some Bruno Mars falsettos but i just cant sustain them. :-)
Obviously my style goes hand in hand with a guy who doesnt pay for sex. I do like to have fun though mix it up a little. Lol Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

I won't argue your viewpoint. Keep in mind this is feedback from a sampling of escorts. I tend to agree with most of it except the part of asking for free sessions. Lol just kidding. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789

Or maybe you just copied it from wikihow.....


http://www.wikihow.com/Be-an-Escort's-Favorite-Client

^^^^ wow

"Article Info:

Thanks to all the authors for contributing:
Ttrimm, Maluniu, Happyeditor, Isorhythmic, Lepereira, Kitemad, Grahamster"

Or maybe you just copied it from wikihow.....


http://www.wikihow.com/Be-an-Escort's-Favorite-Client Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

I guess you didn't see where I linked the source in the OP. lol

This link has been posted before .... but I'm not searching for it.

Shouldn't that article be titled...

"How to make yourself thinck you are an escorts favorite client"

Lol yes I do try to get in an occasional song or two but it's the exception not the rule.

Thanks to all who have worthwhile feedback. Everyone else needs to stop hating on Sports Blazers. Lol

Shouldn't that article be titled...

"How to make yourself thinck you are an escorts favorite client" Originally Posted by boardman

You're mistaken. I'm not trying to be anyone's favorite I'm just one of the fellas in this pay for play business. I was just passing along information. If i wanted more I would say: "Hey I'm rich come follow me." Lol and they would say:" I don't give a fuck keep it moving." ;-)