Ladies - tis the season to file taxes la la la la la la la la la

Huh?
Are you asking me to be your pimp? Originally Posted by boardman
Lol touche but more like my scheduler ;-)

For example: " Ladies - Zanzibar ' s coming to town." And then throw in all that other shit you said. Lol
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Larger than normal implants (over 1000cc) are given the tax break because in general, the only ones who go that big are adult workers who are doing it to make money from them. It has been accepted that the physical hardships of such large breasts would not be welcomed by your average housewife due to the strain on the back, etc. It is easier to prove it as a "business" expense than it would be if you are going from say an A to a C. Housewives do that all the time.
Because some rich bimbo with really big tits had an above average lawyer...Duh! Originally Posted by boardman
You're wrong par par. Here's what I found.


Exotic dancer Chesty Love (you can't make this stuff up!) wrote off the expense of having her breasts enlarged. She claimed it was a business expense since a bigger bust-line would equal bigger tips.

The IRS agreed, declaring that her enhanced chest was a stage prop essential to her act. Seriously.
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You're wrong par par. Here's what I found. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789
Oh, good on you for proving my silly ass theory wrong.

BTW it says nothing about Chesty being a poor bimbo with a bad lawyer so I could still technically be right.
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You ever considered a career in advertising? I could use a good publicist Boardman. I just need to finish up my skin bleaching treatments. Originally Posted by Zanzibar789
Huh?
Are you asking me to be your pimp? Originally Posted by boardman
Careful bm....word on the street is Zani's been coming up short and Hotboyz done kicked his ass to the curb....
Careful bm....word on the street is Zani's been coming up short and Hotboyz done kicked his ass to the curb.... Originally Posted by Russ38

Lol. Uhh I wouldn't count on that fantasy. I do the hiring; -)
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^^^^^^^

Look what I found.....http://gainesville.backpage.com/Fema...ecials/6865558 Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
She sees upscale gentlemen only...there aren't any around here...useless post.
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Careful bm....word on the street is Zani's been coming up short and Hotboyz done kicked his ass to the curb.... Originally Posted by Russ38
I thought there was something smelly about that offer..Kind of like a pinck polo and parachute pants doused in Hai Karate. It just didn't go together.
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Or even worse....a pinck polo and Z Cavaricci pants.....thinck about that shit when your trying to sleep tonight....
She sees upscale gentlemen only...there aren't any around here...useless post. Originally Posted by boardman

yea yea yea.... Looks like one step above a midget wrestler... And Russ loves the backside... ijs...
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^^^^ That I do...
the inflated whore might have had a great tax attorney.

but i suspect the deduction was probably lobbied by the implant manufacturer or plastic surgeons.

or a combination.....defend somebody that got busted to win a precedence.
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I hear (read) that some high salary professions stop working at a particular time of some years, to keep themselves in a lower tax bracket.

I think you ladies could perhaps give out some freebies for the same purpose as well.


I'm just saying...
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To all you NBA ladies out there...start giving freebies...