Ah don't laik cundrums. Whut Ah pree-fers ista have tha filly pore hot candle wax all o'er mah fully-'rect peckerdillo an' create a kuss-stum fit protective barrier. Now, ya cain't make a res-er-voir tip wif tha candle wax. But yew kin make a plug by a-porin' sum o' thet hot wax down mah yure-reef-rah, aka, mah pee-hole. An' jus' FYI, mah fav'rit candle is one o' them pumpkin-spice smellin' ones frum CVS. Tha smell jus' puts meh in tha Criss-muss spirit enny time o' tha year!
Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst
You joke...I have a boy who will see this and perk right up. Thanks for the idea :-)