Gratitude

Ah nevah saidt Ah'd blow 'im. Ah's jus' tryin' ta figger out tha peckin' order, frum tha top down. Thet way Ah knows who ta kick in tha 'nads an' take o'er tha alpha spot. Ah'm sneaky thetaways. 'Member, Ah usedt ta werk fer tha CIA!

Whispers, I'll get you some girl scout cookies, but I'm too old for you!

You never have to work for CIA
Just ,next time, dont let them pull out

Whispers, I'll get you some girl scout cookies, but I'm too old for you! Originally Posted by Jane Doe

hmmm.... I've certainly experienced rejection over the years..... That's the first time I've heard that though.... Thank-you for being polite and not telling me my belly was too big or my penis too small....

I was actually curious though as to how you pull off *Now Completely BSC! GFE! FBSM! BDSM* ..

I had this image of you opening the door in a nice flowered dress with an apron on with the smell of fresh baked cookies in the room..... Laying down for a massage but seeing you flip out in the middle of it for no apparent reason and launch into a rant about how others treat you because of something I posted..... Stripping off the flowered dress to reveal a leather corset and thigh high boots, picking up a riding crop and chasing me into a room like a dungeon before pausing to reflect..... Apologizing and telling me you would slip into something a little more comfortable to reappear a few minutes later in a Scout Master Uniform with an assortment of Girl Scout Cookies..... Only to flip out again when I try one and get crumbs on the floor...... Apologizing again and assuming a position bent over the massage table and handing me the riding crop.... That would be BSC! GFE! FBSM! BDSM.... all at an OPEC approved rate right? I think I worked all the classifications in...

Hahaha. Let's get crazy!

Ya know.....

You can't appreciate how great some of the guys are without some low life's to provide perspective.....

they need some love too! Originally Posted by Whispers

+ 1

hmmmm

I don't usually get +1s.....

I would rather see you in this than an apron.

I would rather see you in this than an apron.


Originally Posted by cruzer

I'm flattered but I would not really do the outfit any justice......

I'm flattered but I would not really do the outfit any justice...... Originally Posted by Whispers

LMAO!! I do not think I can afford you.

hmmm.... I've certainly experienced rejection over the years..... That's the first time I've heard that though.... Thank-you for being polite and not telling me my belly was too big or my penis too small Originally Posted by Whispers

she seems cool like that...

Keep it coming guys. I need some fucking laughs. Entertain me. Dance monkey. Dance. Kidding.

Keep it coming guys. I need some fucking laughs. Entertain me. Dance monkey. Dance. Kidding. Originally Posted by Jane Doe

Aren't you supposed to be the one dancing for us? But because I always aim to please...

Hey, you guys can dance for me. I'll get my 2$ bills out, Magic Mike.