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skbinks's Avatar
But she told me she was a virgin and none of her reviews I read said she wasn't so when she said that I was the biggest she'd ever seen, I knew she was telling the truth.

Love2fish, I have seen that too, but I don't really know for sure if it could have happened or not since I don't know the providers as well as others do. I've seen someone say that a particular provider did something that she says she would never do and was a clear NO on her menu. I don't remember what provider it was, this was after I first joined here, but supposedly it was a BBBJCIMNQNS, Swallow ever drop. All the reviews before and after it said she didn't do that. Now I assume that since it was listed as just BBBJ in the activities, that he was more than likely writing a fantasy review because if she did do it for him, but won't do it for others, I think she would have asked him not to tell everybody.
Emmie's Avatar
  • Emmie
  • 03-18-2015, 11:27 AM
What bothers me more is when the reviewer is basically reviewing his performance.

1. She gasped when she saw how big I am!
2. Her condom wouldn't fit - fortunately I brought a Magnum!
3. She complemented me on how large my load was!
4. I touched her on the shoulder and she had six orgasms!
5. She had seventeen orgasms! I know they were real because "I can tell"!

Also I've seen just outright lies about a providers services, prices, date of service!!!. I just don't get it. Originally Posted by love2fishfork
Coming from a provider stand point it's the outright lies of services and pricing that I have a problem with. I think people think that they're doing a provider a favor when they list that she included everything but the kitchen sink on her menu. The problem with that is when others read the reviews or ask do you do this...or that service and we say NO, it looks as tho we are being a YMMV provider when in all actuality we never performed the services to begin with!! That's just my little rant on the subject!!
Love2FishFork, You nailed it exactly on the orgasms. Realistically, many guys are saying she O'd 3 or 4 times while performing DATY. I mean seriously. By all accounts if you read all the teviews, I think every hooker in KC can typically O around 15-20 times a day, everyday.

Myself, Im pariniod about safety so I really dont do much of anything. I jack myself off, but I see providers because I like were they let me deposit it.

On my next date, I want to try to really give a provider an orgasm using a vibrator on her. And realistically, Im saying it will probably take 20-30 minutes..and thats if she verbally tells me how she likes it done.
I was nailing this provider in the missionary position, she was wrapping her legs around me grasping one leg pulling it higher and higher.

I'm thinking she is really getting into this. When her leg came where I could see, she had a wrist watch on her ankle. Damn it she was a clock watcher.
We had a nice conversation. I smiled and she started to O. I knew it was for real cause she told me to give it to her now.
skbinks's Avatar
I agree. Personally, if a provider does something with someone that they won't do with the majority of the rest of her dates, she should tell him to NOT say she did it and not to say YMMV because I was actually a little depressed when I saw something that one of a provider I saw supposedly did but wouldn't do with me (not CIM either). Made me feel like I just wasn't man enough for even a provider.

I agree that for things like kissing, maybe the clients breath was bad that day or something and she was being nice by not saying anything. Or like for the one I mentioned that had a CIM in the ROS but he is the only one out of all her reviews that supposedly got it. If she really did, she should tell him to keep his mouth shut or she won't see him again.
skbinks's Avatar
We had a nice conversation. I smiled and she started to O. I knew it was for real cause she told me to give it to her now. Originally Posted by MrNyceGuy
Hey, that could really happen. I know because a nice smile can make me cream my jeans.

BigMikeinKC's Avatar
Everything is YMMV. Not just the activities the provider did with another client, but also the activities you had the last session. Providers are people too and are allowed to act as such, even when you are paying them.
OK may I tell the truth. I don't think a provider has had the big "O" with me- but I like convo. - and I am barely just about 6 inches. All OK with the truth?
OK may I tell the truth. I don't think a provider has had the big "O" with me- but I like convo. - and I am barely just about 6 inches. All OK with the truth? Originally Posted by HAG7591
*board crush*
*board crush* Originally Posted by Gemma34
Thank you honey. When I am next in ICT or general area - I would be very happy if you would be willing to see me.
JRLawrence's Avatar
I'll take a shot at your first query, BD...

First of all, obviously, this all depends on what the hobbyist is looking for. If the hobbyist is, frankly, only looking for a nut depository, he probably doesn't care if the provider can say two coherent words. He is paying them to leave.

If, however, the hobbyist is looking for any kind of human interaction with the opposite sex, a little (even somewhat) intelligent conversation from the provider is refreshing. Tell me a story... make me laugh... make me at least crack a smile... be entertaining!

If a young lady can demonstrate those qualities, I think it's good that the hobbyist includes that in his comments, whether they are reflected in the Activities section as "Convo", or delineated in the ROS.

I've got no problem in seeing that as a listed activity.

I agree with you on Items 2 & 3, though, Big Deal.

Regarding the 4th "clock watcher" statement... it depends on what type of clock the provider is using. If she's using a Rolex... well, those cheap things stop at the most inopportune moments! If, however, she's using a Timex..? Well, they are totally reliable! Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs
Very good. This is about more than just sex.

For Big Deal,

If you just want relief from a full prostate, instead of using a woman as a toilet, just sit on the toilet at home to relieve yourself. You can save a lot of money you have been sharing with the ladies.

Wait, isn't life about sharing with others?

JR
JRLawrence's Avatar
What bothers me more is when the reviewer is basically reviewing his performance.

1. She gasped when she saw how big I am!
2. Her condom wouldn't fit - fortunately I brought a Magnum!
3. She complemented me on how large my load was!
4. I touched her on the shoulder and she had six orgasms!
5. She had seventeen orgasms! I know they were real because "I can tell"!

Also I've seen just outright lies about a providers services, prices, date of service!!!. I just don't get it. Originally Posted by love2fishfork
What? Isn't this always the case with every girl? Doesn't seventeen O's sound like a small number. Doesn't every guy need a Magnum.




JR
SpicyOnion's Avatar
Okay I exchanged PMs (conversations) with some lovely ladies here and now I can write reviews. good good!
Very good. This is about more than just sex.

For Big Deal,

If you just want relief from a full prostate, instead of using a woman as a toilet, just sit on the toilet at home to relieve yourself. You can save a lot of money you have been sharing with the ladies.

Wait, isn't life about sharing with others?

JR Originally Posted by JRLawrence
Hey JR......Thanks for your post.....unfortunately I have no idea what your talking about or what this has to do with any of this thread.

For a board member who claims to be an utmost gentleman this was viewed as very disrespectful and pretty much a hijack....tisk tisk