Things You Don't Say To A Provider You've Never Met

i cant speak for others but i know sometimes the way the caller comes across can set the tone for the rest of the conversation..but i am typically always polite no matter what..

Hi I am a john can you see me soon. how much is a blowjob. don't worry about if le comes by he's just my brother-inlaw. hi sweets do you take rain checks. if i spend a hour with you but don't get hard do i get a refund. If i cum in 39 secs do i get a refund.

oh yeah I have a really small dick can you charge by the inch.

Do you take checks or credit cards???

Im going to give you some good dick...lol.....hate that one Originally Posted by ICEY_CAKEZ6969

Please tell me no man REALLY said that to you...

or how about this one im so good you may want to pay me...LOL

How about - "I promise I'm not a cop!" Lol. I love that one. Because you can always rely on the promises of a stranger.

Or the question of "I don't have enough money right now. What can I get for X amount". Umm, excuse me, do you ask a car dealership for a discount if they take out the radio and disable the power windows. NO! Lol. Its a package deal. Take it or leave it.

So asking for a military discount isn't a good idea?

So asking for a military discount isn't a good idea? Originally Posted by Sarge

Sarge, why would you need a discount? Aren't you RICH with all that military retirement pay?

Sarge, why would you need a discount? Aren't you RICH with all that military retirement pay? Originally Posted by Muffrider

Hah! Now that's funny! Now if my paygrade started with a GS instead of an E it would be a different matter.

"I don't like where your incall is. Can you move it somewhere that would make me feel more comfortable, like the Plaza?"

Um, no.

can you get that hotel with a hot tub, pool, and sauna so i can use it after our half hr is up?

I have one reference and her name is.......but I don't want you calling her to verify me.
Huh? I'll pass then.

If i take pictures of you for your profile/website can I get a discount? Just guessing that this one has been thrown out there.

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LET'S HANG OUT THE REST OF THE EVENING FREE OF CHARGE'uote=Allie_Kat;783199]1. Boy, I hope you're worth all this screening bs!

2. I don't have references, I have what you want, you have what I want, let's trade for it.

3. I don't have references. Don't make me beg, my wife makes me do that already.

4. I don't have any references but I'm clean, sane and disease free. I know you'll make an exception.

5. Do you look like your pictures? You're so hot. (I blur my face out, how do you know?)

6. If you don't see me I'll smear your name so no one else will want to see YOU.


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